President OBAMA..Overheard in a bar..I Heard He....... (unemployment, health care, Barack Obama)

[lisadutka]

With all the talk of Change and Barack Obama! I'm wondering if us the American people are putting too much faith one person......

So here are my top five Obama ,Over heard in a bar phrases.....

"I heard he is eliminating Health care, because he can heal us with his touch"

"Did ya know he can walk on water?? Its true ya know"

"He has been President over an hour ,Where's my Stimulus Check?"

"I heard he rarely uses Air force 1, he has wings like an angel, I saw them"

"He's been President over a week Now! Where's my check???"

Bonus.......

"I heard he has a new advisor and drinking buddy......Joe the Plumber"

Joe the Plumber /Sarah Palin 2012

[PureNarcotic]

Lord, if I hear a sarcastic conservative beg for their stimulus check one more time, I might be tempted to bust out my own checkbook and write out a check for $00.01.

[fatchance2005]

Originally Posted by PureNarcotic

Lord, if I hear a sarcastic conservative beg for their stimulus check one more time, I might be tempted to bust out my own checkbook and write out a check for $00.01.

You'd be wise to wait for the Bush inflation that will follow the Bush unemployment that hasd followed the Bush financial.

[Lucidus]

After the inauguration I hurried home to see if I had a stable full of unicorns. There weren't any, but I am sure its just a matter of time.

[delusianne]

I dont think us is.

Originally Posted by lisadutka

Joe the Plumber /Sarah Palin 2012

[UnderTheLiveOaks]

Just remember folks: This whole Obama-as-messiah thing was only created by sour folks on the right who couldn't get anything else to stick.

"You libs just LOOOOVE Obama, don't you? You think he's SOOOOO special." It's the political equivalent of "Voters and Obama, sittin' in a tree..."

[Lucidus]

Originally Posted by CarolinaBredChicagoan

Just remember folks: This whole Obama-as-messiah thing was only created by sour folks on the right who couldn't get anything else to stick.

"You libs just LOOOOVE Obama, don't you? You think he's SOOOOO special." It's the political equivalent of "Voters and Obama, sittin' in a tree..."

Sounds like somebody has a crush. Awww

[UnderTheLiveOaks]

Originally Posted by Lucidus

Sounds like somebody has a crush. Awww

Case in point.

[newtoli]

http://api.ning.com/files/wilObt158LUKDlltKt0YjgOpJJn6K5s5I2vunpXFoO8_/funnypicturesboredcat.jpg (broken link)

[Lucidus]

Originally Posted by CarolinaBredChicagoan

Case in point.

It's a special moment, don't ruin it. It's sweet.