How to tell Republicans from Democrats (activist, Obama, party, female)

[Mearth]

Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.

Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don’t.

Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.

Republicans sleep in twin beds –some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.

[lamexican]

I thought this was going to be a thread about crips and bloods.

[NVplumber]

lol....OOOOOOOOk then. ....Whether I agree or not I had to chuckle.

[Mr. Opinion]

Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ViewFromThePeak]

Originally Posted by Mearth

Republicans sleep in twin beds –some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.

Democrat females only care about pointy shoes and orgasms. I'm quite sure the white "progressive" population is dwindling considering that many of the females among the group do not want kids or perhaps only want 1.

When I was young and dumb, they were great to hook up with. You could COUNT on them taking their BC.

[bgibbs42]

Originally Posted by ViewFromThePeak

Democrat females only care about pointy shoes and orgasms. I'm quite sure the white "progressive" population is dwindling considering that many of the females among the group do not want kids or perhaps only want 1.

When I was young and dumb, they were great to hook up with. You could COUNT on them taking their BC.

Don't tell me I need to find a dem girlfriend. to get a nympo.

[Charles22]

You could COUNT on them taking their BC.

There was one who tricked you?

[ViewFromThePeak]

Originally Posted by bgibbs42

Don't tell me I need to find a dem girlfriend. to get a nympo.

dem "friend" in college = N-I-C-E!!!

Just go to liberal activist groups and pretend to like Obama. You'll do great.

[jimw144]

Originally Posted by Charles22

There was one who tricked you?

Was he tricked by that one with the Adams apple. That happens a lot to members of the conservative party of Bush.

[ViewFromThePeak]

Originally Posted by Charles22

There was one who tricked you?

Hope not

But, given most of these "ladies" paranoia about getting preggers (most never wanted kids at the time), well you know...