Cuban agents blackmail celebrities to support Castro (Canada, million, prison)

[sailordave]

Hollywood Loves Fidel--But Why?

“My job was to bug their hotel rooms,” says high-ranking Cuban intelligence defector Delfin Fernandez. “With both cameras and listening devices. Most people have no idea they are being watched while they are in Cuba. But their personal activities are filmed under orders from Castro himself.”
And according to some sources, Havana, given the desperation of its brutalized and impoverished residents, has recently topped Bangkok as the world mecca for child sex.

[TnHilltopper]

Thank you for the funniest piece of script I have seen all week!

Check this excerpt out, this is really great stuff.

But there might be more to these celebrity plugs for a tyrant who jailed more of his subjects than did Hitler or Stalin than the usual celebrity vacuity upstairs

I didn't realize Cuba had jailed more than 30+ million people... amazing.

Stalin imprisoned roughly 14 million (although some estimate upwards of 40 million) in gulags during his reign. Hitler imprisoned and killed how many Jews, Poles, Czech's, gypsies, etc...?

Sorry but it is hard to take this piece as much more than something we might find in the Onion or on Ironic Times.

[sailordave]

except it's the Canada Free Press, not the Onion.

[TnHilltopper]

I'll be sure to add Canada free press to my list of humor and parody sites.

Thanks for sharing.

[vsmoove]

Originally Posted by TnHilltopper

Thank you for the funniest piece of script I have seen all week!

Check this excerpt out, this is really great stuff.



I didn't realize Cuba had jailed more than 30+ million people... amazing.

Stalin imprisoned roughly 14 million (although some estimate upwards of 40 million) in gulags during his reign. Hitler imprisoned and killed how many Jews, Poles, Czech's, gypsies, etc...?

Sorry but it is hard to take this piece as much more than something we might find in the Onion or on Ironic Times.

LOLOL... when you can't get basic facts of history correct, how are you to be taken seriously?