Week 9
SO My Son sent me the picture of the
Spirit Halloween Parody costume of the Raiders Coach. Which had been floating around for a while WELL They fire him THE NEXT DAY Now we both are laughing Not at the Raiders or him, but at the irony of Life imitating art.
Remember the Titans @
Steelers Already Picked Did not watch the game, not sure who won
Well, time to get that dusty file out and see if I have any unused jokes or at least ones that are so old someone here will not remember them, or the newbies will not have heard them
MY Finz@
CHIEFS (GER) YA YA I am picking za Chiefs because Mine FInz cannot show zat zey cannot go za distance to beat za really good team yet YA VO but I know nothing NOTHING
(Which judging by my record, is pretty obvious)
Vikings @
FALCONS Welcome to the NFL Crummy Game of the week Part One the Opening match Reminds me of when we were kids, we would pay $4 (which was allowance + mowing the neighbor's yard in the 70s) and go to the rasslin matches. The opening match was always these two newbie unskilled rasslers who offered little but did manage to warm up the crowd through taunting and show, although little to no skill was on display
Proverbial Pesky Pathetic RED BIRDS @ Edible Brownies You know, I kind of like the Brownies, not the ones in the NFL, I mean the other kind. But since I am down to 210 lbs today and want to be at 204 by Thanksgivin' I am not going to eat any more of them. I probably won't watch this game either, but it would be hilarious for Kyler Murray to make his triumphant but tiny return and win Afterwards, they can take a picture of him and that little 3 foot dwarf mascot together and sell them on Ebay to help Kyler pay for the new version of Madden which is due out soon
LA RAMS @ Acme Packers ugly uniform exhibition
Redskins @
NEW EVIL PATRIOTS Belicheat vs Riverboat Ron Two coaches on the Hot Seat Difference is the reaction of the Loser. Belicheat will slink off and not talk to anyone while Ron will go on a cursing tirade
Da Bears @
DEM SAINTS Now folks, the Bears ARE NOT Making a sudden playoff push. In fact, tanking is in order, because although they hold the Pink Panthers first round pick, they hold their own pick as well. SO Recent trades may mean 5 or 6 wins, but against Who Dat ? in da Super Dome, not quite.
WHEN BIRDS ATTACK...AGAIN !
SEAHAWKS @ Nevermore, Baltimore Ravens.... This weeks version of When Birds attack es Pete Carroll and his Osprey swoop into the noisy Crows and defeather them right over Poe's Final Resting place.
Ah The Horror ....
Succaneers @
TEXICAN'TS CRUMMY GAME OF THE WEEK SPECIAL EVENT TODD BOWLES vs LOVIE SMITH If you tied me down and put eye clamps on me like in
Clockwork Orange I would have no choice but to watch this, then I would develop an aversion to football and never watch it ever again. Fortunately, my TV does not turn Succaneer games on thanks to a little switch that sits in the upper right corner of the remote control
COLTS @ Pink Panthers Got to admire the simplicity and design of the Colt's Uniforms If only the team could be as good as when Manning or Unitas was at the helm although Morrell was no slouch either
NY Football Giants @
RAIDERS Teams with new interim mid-season coaches generally have an advantage of scouting the opponent while throwing something new. Look for the Raiders to run wildcats, wishbone T formations, and long option passes which confuse Wink Martindale's Tic Tac D'OH ! defense. And that weed infused fog that they pump into the dome helps too At least makes the fans more mellow.
Cowboys @
EAGLES My Dad is coming out to visit from Texas so we will have to watch this game Clearly the best offering of the week, with two Super Bowl contenders I give a slight advantage to the home team, only because the fans will be throwing bricks and bottles while Fat Mike stuffs his face with 2 dozen Philly Cheese steak sandwiches on the sidelines...
BILL's BUFFALOES @ Stripey Cats IT is time for Allen and Co to make a statement on the road and step up They need to win this game.
SKidRow Homeless Chargers @
LA GUARDIA JETS It takes two days straight for the bus to get from the Salvation Army Shelter to La Guardia Field and the players will wish that they had money to charter a plane, but alas, they are from SKID ROW thy are broke, they play at a converted high school field, thy are broke, they sleep in a shelter, they are broke , and they are starting to fall apart, breaking at the seams. The Jets are still good in 21 positions, sadly not the one that matters most, but look for the Chargers to fall apart and the Jets to taxi to a 2 point win. Well, look for that IF you watch it.
BYE:
Detroit Rock City Lions, Broncos, 49ers, Jaguars , Maple Cookies until Thanksgiving, Flavored coffees at WAWA
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