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Old 04-27-2010, 03:21 PM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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Ever since becoming a "homeless" guy, I've been showering in the gym.

I'm in a transition phase now. First day I used 4 towels to cover myself up. Second day, three. The last two days it's just been one and I check 10 times before taking the last one off, coz there is a brief 5 second time lag between the last towel and the undie ritual when a random passer-by can take a nice peek at Antlered Bazooka LMAO (I grew up in a culture where nakedness is considered taboo, I still wonder how the wrinkled bums and penises walk in the locker room like walking in the park)

There was this guy who said my hairstyle was great and thick. I said "Thanks".

He and I somehow ran into each other a lot every morning. Same work going time. And he got friendlier and told me I have that V shape. I said I wish coz I told him I am trying to improve it.

Then he complimented my shirt and everything else. This is a man in his 60s at least. So I thought grandpops was fond of the new kid in the naked room.

Today he said he is waiting for his girlfriend and she bathes too long. I figured she was in the ladies locker room. This is where I tactically erred. Given my naked women affinities (LMAO), I joked I'd kill to walk in on "them" any time.

Then he continued later, "Such a coincidence your locker is adjacent to my girlfriend's"

My friends now are telling me I've been assumed gay and I have been hit on for a week, by an old man. Seriously? He's called a girlfriend? How do I ungay myself now? Grow hair on the chest?
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:26 PM
 
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Take a girl and have your way with her in front of all the guys.
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:30 PM
 
Location: Northern NH
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I would take it as a compliment.
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:32 PM
 
Location: Everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for-B Marley
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LMAO <---for real
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:35 PM
 
Location: The Hall of Justice
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How do I ungay myself now?
I almost spit out my water when I read this.
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:35 PM
 
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LMAO <---for real
I know I had something to type but I'm laughing so hard with tears I can hardley see the screen
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:36 PM
 
Location: Wherever women are
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Take a girl and have your way with her in front of all the guys.
How about breaking into the ladies locker room and get arrested
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:40 PM
 
Location: Everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for-B Marley
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I know I had something to type but I'm laughing so hard with tears I can hardley see the screen
LOL This is what nearly made me spit my tonsils out:

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grandpops was fond of the new kid in the naked room.
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:40 PM
 
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How about breaking into the ladies locker room and get arrested
Nahh, they'll just say you were trying to borrow a girls sweater.

Start carrying copies of Big'uns with you.

Although you could use this to your advantage. Find some women there to try to convert you.
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Old 04-27-2010, 03:41 PM
 
Location: Some where North of South Jersey
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Ever since becoming a "homeless" guy, I've been showering in the gym.

I'm in a transition phase now. First day I used 4 towels to cover myself up. Second day, three. The last two days it's just been one and I check 10 times before taking the last one off, coz there is a brief 5 second time lag between the last towel and the undie ritual when a random passer-by can take a nice peek at Antlered Bazooka LMAO (I grew up in a culture where nakedness is considered taboo, I still wonder how the wrinkled bums and penises walk in the locker room like walking in the park)
Thats only ONE of your problems, if your "Homeless" where do you get internet? from your new BF? lol Joking of course....
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