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It was interferring with my Identity in the Govt Witness Protection program. Osama put out another hit on me.
I wouldn't worry about him for much longer. I'm purchasing whiskey, beer, mugs and assorted weaponry. I plan to approach JSizzle with a little idea with which I've been toying and convince him to help me through the medium of logic, insight and boilermakers.
It's unclear how helpful Moose Whispering will be in the vast network of Afghani caves but it certainly can't hurt.
We're simply going to have to flip a coin over whose lodgepole is decorated with a scalp and who gets the beard.
I find that my hotness increases greatly when I meet women with incredibly low standards.
My favorite TShirt says "Drunk Chicks Dig Me".
That's why I've always been the bartender, I can control the exact amount of alcohol given to a woman that optimizes my looks and charm yet does not knock them out completely.
That's why I've always been the bartender, I can control the exact amount of alcohol given to a woman that optimizes my looks and charm yet does not knock them out completely.
That's why I've always been the bartender, I can control the exact amount of alcohol given to a woman that optimizes my looks and charm yet does not knock them out completely.
A beer for me and a rufie-colda for my date here please. giggity.
I posted a pic of me only once since Ive been on CD but that was long time ago. If you guys want to know what I look like, just click on my photo album - I look EXACTLY like the pic of my 2 year old daughter. Just imagine what a grown up male version of her would look like and that is me.
In my younger days (and probably most guys) there have been a few drunk chicks that I wasn't sure if she was out cold or just not very active in the sack. I always gave them the benefit of the doubt and figured they were not passed out cold.
Being a true Southern gentleman, anytime I have a women who's over indulged and is hugging the toliet I make sure she has a pillow so she does not hit her head on the toliet seat while we are having sex.
And women say we don't take care of their needs. Isn't that considerate ?
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