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okay, somebody just sent me this joke and I just have to share it - hope it makes somebody else laugh as hard as I did!
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express
praise for answered prayers. Barbara Moore stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Dave, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his ******* was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they
imagine the pain that poor Dave must have experienced. "Dave was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Dave's *******, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably
as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Dave. "Now," she
announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Dave is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his ******* should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and
walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Dave Moore ." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
I guess this is going to be one of my slow days - I still can't figure it out.
no kidding. since monday we have had 13 inches of rain, and today we are forecast to get 10 more.
then we'll probably get hit with a hurricane while the ground is nice and muddy.
Last edited by le roi; 09-29-2010 at 07:04 AM..
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