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...we apparently have a chunk of money coming back from the refi......
stripporpol, pennsylvania
attention: The chowhound
dear sir,
confidential business proposal
having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the stripporpol chambers of commerce and industry, i have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-enthusiastic dancer's contract, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a sugar-daddy. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at the central bank of stripporpol apex bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overstate and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as sex-industry servants, we are forbidden to operate a normal account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and state expenses incident to the transfer. (payoffs & hush-money)
the transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountable mutant with the stripporpol national astroglide corporation (snac). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
(d) jpg.'s of your wife - high resolution please.
(e) a dozen boxes of mike 'n' ikes - we cannot get them here.
(f) 1,000 rep points on cd-data.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the stripporpol chambers of commerce and industry, i have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-enthusiastic dancer's contract, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a sugar-daddy. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at the central bank of stripporpol apex bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overstate and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as sex-industry servants, we are forbidden to operate a normal account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and state expenses incident to the transfer. (payoffs & hush-money)
the transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountable mutant with the stripporpol national astroglide corporation (snac). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
(d) jpg.'s of your wife - high resolution please.
(e) a dozen boxes of mike 'n' ikes - we cannot get them here.
(f) 1,000 rep points on cd-data.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
uh oh, you know what boxed wine does to Phil don't you?????
"More than a woman...more than a woman to me..."
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