My husband just won't stop playing with it (wife, younger, years)

[macgeek]

Actually My mother told me, NOT to play with my wii, I would go Blind †

† (The monitor glare is hard on your eyes)

Jonathan

[TKramar]

Originally Posted by JerZ

Oh my gosh, this is EXACTLY the feeling I get. I mean he'll be like "Ohhhhhhhhhhh...kay" if I ask and I'll go, "Am I touching the right things?" and he'll go "How about there...well...you know what? Never mind" and he'll look all disappointed. Then for the rest of the time that I'm working away at it he looks like he just wishes it were over and he could handle it himself again.

Marriage is hard sometimes.

Apparently he's afraid that you're not doing it the right way. You might push the wrong button and really mess something up.

[JerZ]

Originally Posted by TKramar

Apparently he's afraid that you're not doing it the right way. You might push the wrong button and really mess something up.

I really do think that could be it, OR it could just be the size of my hands. I have small hands and my DH claims they just don't wrap around the right way to do it fast enough to get results. He has tried to teach me the two-thumb method but that's just really hard for me. So he yanks it back: "Look, it's the perfect size for my palm, what can I say?"

I have my doubts about the "small hands" theory, though. I mean come on, dude. It's a palmful but it's not like it's THAT huge. And anyway, I'll bet it was bigger in the 80s...so there.

[Yzette]

Originally Posted by JerZ

The Wii isn't so bad because at least we can do that two-player. I feel less lonely that way.

There's a four-player mode, too, but I think most people prefer the one- or two-player mode. Four-player gets a bit confusing. And loud.

[thebobs]

Originally Posted by Avienne

There's a four-player mode, too, but I think most people prefer the one- or two-player mode. Four-player gets a bit confusing. And loud.

Try the foreplay mode. Less confusing and more enjoyable.

[DONNIEANDDONNA417]

that is tooo funny

[emirate25]

Yeah, be careful how you play with it because it can explode all over your face

[TKramar]

Originally Posted by JerZ

I really do think that could be it, OR it could just be the size of my hands. I have small hands and my DH claims they just don't wrap around the right way to do it fast enough to get results. He has tried to teach me the two-thumb method but that's just really hard for me. So he yanks it back: "Look, it's the perfect size for my palm, what can I say?"

I have my doubts about the "small hands" theory, though. I mean come on, dude. It's a palmful but it's not like it's THAT huge. And anyway, I'll bet it was bigger in the 80s...so there.

Well, yeah...

If it lets you play with it and it stops working right, who do you think he's going to blame for it? These things are sensitive.

[JustJulia]

He needs this shirt, JerZ!

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

The bathroom reminds me of some dude chatter at work. The men claimed that stuff left their rectum only when they started playing with the iPhone. Prior to that they had to sit there and push it out with the mightiest power or something