How often do you... (wife, married, cancer, average)

[jmusmc85]

M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-E. Geez guys...

JACK OFF. SPANK THE MONKEY. CHOKE THE CHICKEN. You get the picture...

[jmusmc85]

Originally Posted by MontanaGuy

Oh, another enlightened topic on the Relationships Forum! Are you afraid that your 1,000 times a month might be a tad too much?

I've started like 2 threads on here, what are you talking about 1,000 times?

If you don't like it, go do something else. Like masturbate.... Sounds like you could use it...

[Neemy]

Originally Posted by Ivorytickler

Aw, c'mon. SOMEONE had to make the joke...

[jmusmc85]

I do it like 2-3 times a week depending if I get any action....

[McBain II]

Daily.

[JohnZ963]

At least 5 times per week.

[MIKEETC]

I never stop.

[sierraAZ]

Originally Posted by jmusmc85

...masterbate?

You've been hired for the position of the fly on my wall! Or my nightstand candle, if you prefer...

[JohnHAdams]

What is this masterbation that you are referring to?


I seem to recall the term used in some sort of exercise manual? Or was it a physiology manual? My memory seems...hazy.

[Texas User]

Originally Posted by jmusmc85

...masterbate? It's a perfectly normal human need like farting or sneezing. So how often do you do it? And this is perfectly PG-13 related so I hope it doesn't get deleted. I don't want to know how you do it or what you are thinking about...

3-4 times a week.