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Old 06-02-2011, 05:34 PM
 
Location: Back in the gym...Yo Adrian!
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According to the internet, I might have diabetes, glaucoma, cataracts or multiple sclerosis
Stop googling your symptoms. It will turn you into a hypochondriac.

 
Old 06-02-2011, 05:35 PM
 
Location: Fort Worth, TX
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Stop googling your symptoms. It will turn you into a hypochondriac.
Indeed it will.

To whoever repped me: thanks but it probably isn't anything too serious. I'm seeing my GP on Monday anyway.
 
Old 06-02-2011, 06:25 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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According to the internet, I might have diabetes, glaucoma, cataracts or multiple sclerosis
According to the Internet, I need Viagra, I need to check out this video that I'm in on FaceBook, and I need to help out this gentleman from Nigeria that somehow came into a few million dollars.

The 'Net is a zoo without bars - be careful what you read.
 
Old 06-02-2011, 06:38 PM
 
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According to the Internet, I need Viagra, I need to check out this video that I'm in on FaceBook, and I need to help out this gentleman from Nigeria that somehow came into a few million dollars.

The 'Net is a zoo without bars - be careful what you read.

HA HA HA HA....I thought you wrote you needed a 'vagina' instead of viagra..so yeah, be careful what you read. LOL. Of course that's probably just what you need Phil
 
Old 06-02-2011, 06:40 PM
 
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HA HA HA HA....I thought you wrote you needed a 'vagina' instead of viagra..so yeah, be careful what you read. LOL. Of course that's probably just what you need Phil
Well any chance at vagina is a good thing.

At Phil's age, he never trusts a fart, turns down vagina, or wastes a woody.
 
Old 06-02-2011, 08:37 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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HA HA HA HA....I thought you wrote you needed a 'vagina' instead of viagra..so yeah, be careful what you read. LOL. Of course that's probably just what you need Phil
It's exactly what I need.

...I think. Let me ask my mommy...

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Originally Posted by SD4020
At Phil's age, he never trusts a fart, turns down vagina, or wastes a woody.
Actually, at my age, I usually DO waste my woody, but I never turn down a fart or trust a vagina.
 
Old 06-02-2011, 08:40 PM
 
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It's exactly what I need.

...I think. Let me ask my mommy...


Actually, at my age, I usually DO waste my woody, but I never turn down a fart or trust a vagina.
Whoops, my bad. I get them all confused.
 
Old 06-02-2011, 08:44 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Whoops, my bad. I get them all confused.
That's OK, youngster - you'll get it straight eventually.

...I know..."that's what SHE said".
 
Old 06-02-2011, 08:58 PM
 
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That's OK, youngster - you'll get it straight eventually.

...I know..."that's what SHE said".
That is Chow's line.

Hahahahahahaha chow line.
 
Old 06-02-2011, 09:22 PM
 
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If he starred in a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger it could be called Baconator.

I also hear he has a tree house in his back yard where he runs his exclusive "Bacon club" that's very hard to gain admission, with the exception of a few good men.
I hear it's not that tough to get in if you have enough "bread."
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