When a women farts in front of me, its a TOTAL turn-off!!!! (marriage, love)

[TheViking85]

My wife can burp louder than a seasoned, drunk sailor, it's impressive, coming from that petite woman. I still have her on farts though, so there's that.

...Just make a competition out of it, it'll be fun

[CancerianMoonPrincess]

Originally Posted by TheViking85

My wife can burp louder than a seasoned, drunk sailor, it's impressive, coming from that petite woman. I still have her on farts though, so there's that.

...Just make a competition out of it, it'll be fun

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That's funny!!

[TheViking85]

Originally Posted by CancerianMoonPrincess

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That's funny!!

I just don't understand why people take this stuff so seriously. It's a bodily function, that's it.

Yes, when we're out in public, neither of us will burp or fart loudly, but in the comfort of our own home? Come on!

Hell, I've even had to fart during sex, and it hasn't been a problem.

[CancerianMoonPrincess]

Originally Posted by TheViking85

I just don't understand why people take this stuff so seriously. It's a bodily function, that's it.

Yes, when we're out in public, neither of us will burp or fart loudly, but in the comfort of our own home? Come on!

Hell, I've even had to fart during sex, and it hasn't been a problem.

I know! They act like farting is the apocalypse or something!

[$hayT93]

YouTube - ‪@Dormtainment - Fart In Front Of Me‬‏

[city_data91]

I agree with the OP

[Snort]

Originally Posted by southseeker

I'm pretty sure they don't like us guys farting in their faces either. Let's face it, no one likes being fart on by someone they like. Just brush it off and laugh about it. That's what I would do.

At that point, it's more than just a fart.

[SifuPhil]

OP, when you get to MY level - of being able to deduce exactly what your lady had to eat in the last few hours - THEN you have something.


...I'm not quite sure what, but something.

Loosen up - farts are funny!

Farts are funny
Farts are cute
If you hate "fart"
Call it a "toot"

Deadly quiet or
Horribly loud
Just let 'er rip -
You'll do yourself proud

And as for your lady,
Restricted from gas -
Is THAT any way to treat
SUCH a nice lass?

I've found it so true
That nothin' says lovin'
Like sharin' your thunder
Inside a Dutch oven.

[yankeegirl313]

[quote=Doug S. 123;19443616

I dont think they should doi it around me at all and if they do, it should be quiet and odorless.
[/quote]

Wouldn`t THAT be nice!

[Capt. Dan]

I think "grown ups" that laugh at or get offended by an accidental passing of gas arent really grown up. It happens.