06-07-2011, 08:22 AM
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JustJulia
Thou shalt not offer to give a nice woman a fruit basket.
I have to think about that one for a while...
06-07-2011, 08:33 AM
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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max's mama
Technically, neither of us qualify. We are married and not having sex in sin.
Although sometimes I leave my bedroom feeling like a sinner.
I'm confused. I thought sinful fornication was done on the kitchen table. Not in the bedroom!
06-07-2011, 08:36 AM
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I'm confused. I thought sinful fornication was done on the kitchen table. Not in the bedroom!
If you check your Compendium, you'll remember that "Sinful Fornication" takes place on the washing machine during the "Spin" cycle ONLY ...
The kitchen table falls under "Culinary Fornication", whether you use the Crisco or not.
06-07-2011, 08:36 AM
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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seeniorita
Awww...thanks SifuPhil. It's life. I'm ok.
Are you going to be the new Mrs. Stiffler????????????
06-07-2011, 08:38 AM
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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SifuPhil
If you check your Compendium, you'll remember that "Sinful Fornication" takes place on the washing machine during the "Spin" cycle ONLY ...
The kitchen table falls under "Culinary Fornication", whether you use the Crisco or not.
Thats right! Sorry teacher. I forgot. Washing machine. Thats good. Because I stocked up on Bill Clinton stain remover!!
06-07-2011, 08:40 AM
Location: My Private Island
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Capt. Dan
Are you going to be the new Mrs. Stiffler????????????
Who is that?
06-07-2011, 08:43 AM
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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JustJulia
Thou shalt not offer to give a nice woman a fruit basket.
Not even a BIG BANANA?
06-07-2011, 08:43 AM
Location: The Hall of Justice
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SifuPhil
I have to think about that one for a while...
Here you go.
Urban Dictionary: fruit basket
06-07-2011, 08:51 AM
Location: Whiteville Tennessee
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seeniorita
Who is that?
You've never seen the "American Pie" movies? Mrs. Stiffler was the hot mom divorcee.
06-07-2011, 09:07 AM
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Thou shalt not take HIS name in vain, lest ye be in the midst of a heavenly climax.
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Although sometimes I leave my bedroom feeling like a sinner.
