whats the best way to dump a crazy women? (wife, Chinese, husband)

[eartmoth]

Originally Posted by MsAnnThrope

Ok, wait a minute....whos the crazy one?

I've been trying to crazier than she is in hopes she'd ditch me but it's not working

[RCCCB]

Tell her she is real hairy and seems to have an odor?

[Cow]

See if Skydive Outlaw will take her, he LIVES for this kind of woman......

Problem solved.

[zentropa]

Just think--I bet you got her pregnant that last time. Oh how we will laugh!

[eartmoth]

Originally Posted by zentropa

Just think--I bet you got her pregnant that last time. Oh how we will laugh!

I'd NEVER do her without wearing protection so I'll definitely have tests done IF that's ever claimed. She wanted me to go over to her place late last night but I declined. This time I'm serious; I need to rid myself of this one!

[dave nz]

Originally Posted by eartmoth

I'd NEVER do her without wearing protection so I'll definitely have tests done IF that's ever claimed. She wanted me to go over to her place late last night but I declined. This time I'm serious; I need to rid myself of this one!

lol wearing protection can still get her pregnant

[The Dissenter]

Originally Posted by eartmoth

I've tried to give all the little hints to her but she's NOT taking them. I'm just glad I didn't tell her anything of great importance because I saw the signs on our first date otherwise who knows what this whack job could be capable of.


Anyone have any good ideas on how to accomplish this?

Tell her you are done then get to packing heat and a CCP if your state allows. Also up your homeowners insurance just in case.

[Oleg Bach]

Delete your face book account...so you don't get those stalking private messages...you don't need damned face book- you need real people- down to earth people. Crazy people are usually a bit cowardly- don't take their calls...and don't call them...to top it off - insult them with the truth and cut off the communication - not giving them a chance to counter you- crazy people love a jerk around interaction....lastly - next time you meet a crazy person- DON'T ever get intimate for sex sake- It's not worth it. Last rule- NEVER have sex with a person you do not love- You do not love crazy folks...how could you- that would be self abuse.

[useasdirected]

Originally Posted by eartmoth

I'd NEVER do her without wearing protection so I'll definitely have tests done IF that's ever claimed. She wanted me to go over to her place late last night but I declined. This time I'm serious; I need to rid myself of this one!

Then keep track of the exact dates you have sex with her. You will need that information if she decides to pull this stuff on you.

Most of the time these crazies don't think things all the way through and get dates/times mixed up. That masseuse who accused John Travolta of messing with him gave the date and time of when he did it. Problem was, Travolta was in NY on that date/time. The masseuse was in California.

[Marc Allen 242]

A direct approach would've been the thing to do but that ship has sailed, y'know, when did her yet again...

Originally Posted by BioMechanical

Best way to get rid of crazy is to somehow get her to dump you. Less risk this way.

This is going to be the only safe and effective approach plus it should provide some comedy gold around here provided you report back. The good news is there's a complete blueprint right here on CD as to accomplishing this. Politics seem to be fairly polarizing, start there. Learn her convictions and go the opposite way to an exaggerated extent. If she's liberal, start wearing nothing but brown with cute little red armbands.

The next time she's due for a visit make sure there's porn visible on the computer screen...not the normal stuff either, go fetish. You need at least six pages of midget tranny bondage porn.

Be unsupportive of her goals and interests.

Buy a tremendous amount of alcohol. You don't even have to consume it just leave stashes in several rooms in the house all the while assuming a much more lethargic demeanor.

Hint that you might be in danger of losing your job...but you're not worried, you might even take some time off to devote to her.

And, as suggested, your female friends are invaluable. Have some, working under contrived email addys, reconnect with their lost love (you) on FB and other newly joined social sites.

Have your "sister" (real or imagined) move in because, after all, she owns the house. The possibilities are really endless.

...and for God's sake stop sticking it in her.