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I met a guy over Thanksgiving break. He kissed me. We texted back and forth. Then his intentions became apparent and threw me red flags. I asked if he was single? He admitted to being in a dead marriage with two teenagers! Ugg! In so many words I told him to buggar off and blocked his number.
He was so arrogant about expecting sex and I still feel aggravated. I almost felt unprepared and wish I'd had a snarkier retort. I'm not a vengeful person, but what are some funny, hypothetical scenarios for revenge?
Last edited by Ragazza2011; 12-06-2013 at 03:18 PM..
Actions speak louder than words. Is there any way you can fake come on to him in order to get him to take off all his clothes in a public place (e.g. restaurant bathroom), and then take off with all his clothes so he is left naked in broad daylight? Then call the police to report a naked man wandering the bathrooms. You know this is the best revenge!
I have. I'm bored at work and just looking for fun hypothetical situations.
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Actions always speak louder than words. Is there any way you can fake come on to him in order to get him to take off all his clothes in a public place (e.g. restaurant bathroom), and then take off with all his clothes so he is left naked in broad daylight? Then call the police to report a naked man wandering the bathrooms. You know this is the best revenge!
Ask him to take a long walk in the park with you. Carry a thermos of delicious margarita (or his favorite drink) spiked with a diuretic and keep pouring for him. Point out the park porta-potty and ask if he needs to make a pit stop.
When he invariably agrees, use the padlock you secretly carried to lock him in. Then (you know what comes next!) - tip over that porta-potty with him encapsulated in it! It's not really that hard for a petite woman to do - all you need is proper technique and leverage.
Ask him to take a long walk in the park with you. Carry a thermos of delicious margarita (or his favorite drink) spiked with a diuretic and keep pouring for him. Point out the park porta-potty and ask if he needs to make a pit stop. When he invariably agrees, use the padlock you secretly carried to lock him in. Then (you know what comes next!) - tip over that porta-potty with him encapsulated in it! It's not really that hard for a petite woman to do - all you need is proper technique and leverage.
While cheaters are horrible, giving diseases related to exposure of a sceptic spill would possibly mean amputation or death. You are no better than, perhaps even worse than the man who made LOVE with another woman. You on the other hand, wish the man a hospitalization. I never knew you were a psychopath.
While cheaters are horrible, giving diseases related to exposure of a sceptic spill would possibly mean amputation or death. You are no better than, perhaps even worse than the man who made LOVE with another woman. You on the other hand, wish the man a hospitalization. I never knew you were a psychopath.
And I never knew you had no sense of humor... Oh wait, maybe I did know that.
OP, see if you can get ahold of some botfly larvae from Gambia - check with an entomologist or zoological society. Then, offer to give him a sensual back rub. Press the larvae firmly into his bare back while plying him with tequila (he'll never feel it!).
Ok, that's about it.... I'm all out of ideas for now. But I've given you 3 good plans!
TheHurricanKid will bring up the biohealth hazards of all of this, but you can ignore him.
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