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View Poll Results: Your date farts. What do you do?
Leave 14 22.95%
Stay 47 77.05%
Voters: 61. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 04-20-2015, 06:55 PM
 
Location: California → Tennessee → Ohio
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Lets say you're on this first time date with someone. They're very attractive, a pleasing personality, sexy. You go to this high-end expensive restaurant. You two are having a good time conversing. In the middle of the meal your date suddenly lets loose with this big loud fart. Right away you could smell it and so could the tables around you. Everyone is staring at you guys. But your date does say "excuse me". What do you do?

 
Old 04-20-2015, 06:56 PM
 
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Make pretend it didn't happen, or call 911.
 
Old 04-20-2015, 06:56 PM
 
Location: The #1 sunshine state, Arizona.
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Originally Posted by caliguy92832 View Post
Lets say you're on this first time date with someone. They're very attractive, a pleasing personality, sexy. You go to this high-end expensive restaurant. You two are having a good time conversing. In the middle of the meal your date suddenly lets loose with this big loud fart. Right away you could smell it and so could the tables around you. Everyone is staring at you guys. But your date does say "excuse me". What do you do?
I married him.
 
Old 04-20-2015, 06:56 PM
 
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There was a first date fart a couple months ago that got deleted.

There are two choices, stay or leave.


Edited to add: Sorry, A first date fart thread. (I skipped ahead of myself in my sentence)
 
Old 04-20-2015, 06:57 PM
 
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How do you delete a fart? I always smell them. (No matter how much I hold my breath, that last whiff always gets you).
 
Old 04-20-2015, 06:58 PM
 
Location: Huntersville/Charlotte, NC and Washington, DC
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Ignore it.
 
Old 04-20-2015, 07:00 PM
 
Location: Brentwood, Tennessee
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Was it an accident?

"Lets loose" implies that they did it on purpose, in which case I'm gone.
 
Old 04-20-2015, 07:05 PM
 
Location: Cary, NC
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Originally Posted by caliguy92832 View Post
Lets say you're on this first time date with someone. They're very attractive, a pleasing personality, sexy. You go to this high-end expensive restaurant. You two are having a good time conversing. In the middle of the meal your date suddenly lets loose with this big loud fart. Right away you could smell it and so could the tables around you. Everyone is staring at you guys. But your date does say "excuse me". What do you do?

As always...

Look away when the check comes.
 
Old 04-20-2015, 07:43 PM
 
Location: Pa
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Start cracking up and tell them they are so gross.
 
Old 04-20-2015, 07:48 PM
YAZ
 
Location: Phoenix,AZ
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Hey, it's a good sign of a high fiber diet. It shows that she takes care of herself.
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