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If you really do this at work eventually you will find yourself unemployed and giving a deposition. However, I get the feeling that you are just trolling or that your "workmates" are the imaginary women you speak to while taking a break from masturbating and playing World of Warcraft in your parent's basement.
Dang, son.
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Originally Posted by hawaiiancoconut
Lmao. This by far is the best. Only a bonafide creeper can come up with this stuff.
I'm going to walk up behind a lady at my gym tomorrow and say, "I would give every dime I had just to be a bead of sweat rolling down the back of one of your luscious, succulent thighs."
What about simply telling a woman that her legs look extremely smooth, soft, clean shaven, and well moisturized? That way, you're complimenting her efforts more so than her legs.
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Originally Posted by Ms.Mathlete
No, because most of us don't want you to know about our efforts . You're supposed to think that we're effortlessly beautiful.
MM is right, not to mention that if you are going to compliment a womans legs, you need to keep it light and happy. once the creep factor gets in, you are toast as she is going to either reach for the cell phone, the pepper spray, the stun gun, or all three.
besides, most women ARE effortlessly beautiful
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My rule: if she isn't my girlfriend, I don't compliment her.
if you have a girlfriend, then this will keep you out of trouble, if you dont have a girlfriend, then this might get your foot in the door to open up a conversation to get that girlfriend. but again manners and approach count.
Uh-huh. You've told workmates they have nice thighs?
Any thank-you you've received is nothing more than a conditioned response. Trust me. When it's happens all the time starting around age 12, you get used to just saying "thank you" so the creeper will leave you alone.
Besides, what else are the women going to do? As you can see, explaining it does absolutely no good.
No.. Not at work. The most forward compliment that I've given to a woman was telling her that her body looked really healthy. She went on to tell me how she takes care of herself and her eating habits, I said, "It shows."
The next day she came in wearing a business suit skirt thingy. The skirt wasn't that short, but she had a long slit running up the back of if that showed off a good portion of the back of her creamy thighs when she walked . I would have taken her right into that janitors closet and smashed hard body, BIG time if she had given me the opportunity.
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There is an equally large gap between "you have nice legs" and "I like your well lotioned, clean shaven legs."
Super duper yikes.
Well moisturized, not well lotioned.
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Originally Posted by fleetiebelle
Oh, please. Is it really groundbreaking news that when you're approaching a complete stranger of any kind in public, as well-intentioned as you might be, some of them will be open to talking to you and some won't want to be bothered? It's not a double standard, it's just how people are.
^^^ This. Some women will be open to me complimenting them, some not. I've compliment women who were total strangers plenty of times and they've never seem to have been offended.
Complimenting a woman's engagement ring is the best way to get laid.
Worked for me
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