How About A Little Fun!!! (single, calling, friends, looking)

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

"Here, smell my finger"

I find both people in that pick to be obnoxious.

"Pull my finger, please."

[SeaOfGrass]

Originally Posted by Chowhound

I find both people in that pick to be obnoxious.

That's what I was going to say, it can't take much to ruin that date. lol They look like their four words, or thoughts at least, are:

Her: "Wow, I am hot."

Him: "Wow, waitress is hot."

[Londoncowboy30]

No sex before marriage

Ex was part horse

When's the baby due? ( meaning ... )

Love regular first dates.

[Ginge McFantaPants]

"(It) Burns when I pee"

[LAX Star]

Originally Posted by bellakin123

"We're going dutch, right?"


"First date, no kissing"


"How many baby daddies?"


"How many baby mommas?"


"I live with parents"


"I'm in between jobs"


"You don't like texting?"


"Thought you were younger/older"


"Am I being catfished?"

What's catfished? Never heard that before.

[LAX Star]

Originally Posted by stockwiz

Gotta take a dump.

LOL.

Reminds me of what women say and what they really mean.......



She says.......I have a stomach ache.

She means....I have to take a massive dump.

[bellakin123]

Originally Posted by LAX Star

What's catfished? Never heard that before.

A catfish is someone who pretends to be someone they're not. They "lure" someone into an online relationship...fake pics, fake persona. There's actually a TV show about it.


http://www.mtv.com/shows/catfish-the-tv-show

[Mikala43]

Calling my parole officer!!

You looking at her? You LOOKING at her?!!!

Vagisil sold around here?

Seven shots of tequila!!!

[HappyRain]

Your mom is hot
Is your sister available?

[PhureeKeeper]

50 shades of me?

I've got an itch.

Look at the time!

Darn, forgot my wallet.