News, Don't say THIS to new date. (women, therapy, family)
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Lord knows that there are a lot of wacky people running out there, and for some annoying reason women get slammed (unfairly, if you ask me) with the crazy card more often than men.
• The Nibbler. While no one will deny that most men appreciate a sleek physique, nobody wants to eat dinner with the girl who only picks at a sad salad with all of the good stuff "on the side." It's been said (okay, by me), that a big appetite for food usually goes hand in hand with a voracious appetite for other things, so go ahead and order that steak. Besides, eating disorders are so 1990s.
Disagree. Especially when I see all those "healthy appetites" being employed by 400-pounders at the "All You Can Eat For $4.99 Buffets"...
IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE for them to have ANY kind of coital recital after that.
Wow, and I thought it was them all these years. Now I know it was all my talk about the all-knowing Gliptar, who dictates all disciples wear pigtails, speak in sing-songy, high-pitched voices (the head fairies like that), and eat only things that are green or yellow. Thank goodness I never talked about those therapy sessions my family forced on me. I might not have even gotten a date in the first place.
Wow, and I thought it was them all these years. Now I know it was all my talk about the all-knowing Gliptar, who dictates all disciples wear pigtails, speak in sing-songy, high-pitched voices (the head fairies like that), and eat only things that are green or yellow. Thank goodness I never talked about those therapy sessions my family forced on me. I might not have even gotten a date in the first place.
• Baby talk. Generally employed by adult women who insist on wearing pigtails, Hello Kitty backpacks and age-inappropriate clothing such as rompers well past their wear-by date, the baby talker sends a clear message: She's not looking for a partner, she's looking for a caretaker. Don't pull a big frowny face because I called you out; just get over it and grow up.
What's wrong with Hello Kitty...?
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