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Old 08-09-2008, 07:02 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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I've been exchanging thoughts via top secret devices with a young man from Papua New Guinea. Can't find a translator for my letters and my honey is illiterate and doesn't have a phone. Besides, he's too busy hunting and having his face painted and pierced all day. Yeah, he doesn't have time to send a romantic thought my way often, but he loves me very much. I KNOW that!

Aaaww, isn't my sweetheart handsome?!



What do ya all think? Shall I bring him to our wonderful country...? Ya think I can domesticate him and make him submissive enough for my tastes? Our men have become so untamed and uppity! My honey has a heart of gold! Hmm... what should we do about his employment? Ya think his unconventional looks will face prejudice? How can anybody not like him?! This country has become so racist! I've already booked him a spot for a class - Mouse 101. Should help him get an office job. Arentcha all happy for me?

I'd welcome any advice and suggestion about how to make our love a smooth sailing!
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:09 PM
 
Location: Beautiful Upstate NY!
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Looks like a Sugar Papua to me.
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:10 PM
 
Location: Beautiful Upstate NY!
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Besides, with a tongue like that...I recommend you snag him very quickly.
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:10 PM
 
Location: a primitive state
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Can I have the one to his right? Or is that left?
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:12 PM
 
Location: Beautiful Upstate NY!
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does it really matter? they both must use the same shampoo & conditioner.
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Old 08-09-2008, 07:20 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Can I have the one to his right? Or is that left?
Get your lil' hands off my honey with the big tongue! Whatever is behind him you can have!

Aaaww, I'm so glad all my friends like him! You guys have been sooo supportive. By the time I was done with another post you're already here for me...



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Old 08-09-2008, 08:45 PM
 
Location: Brentwood, TN
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That's funny, I've been communicating with a Young man from Papua New Guinea too he told me he would take me from my husband and show me big riches of the world and give me many many more offspring so I can overpopulate the world. You steal my man you no good cd hussy
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Old 08-09-2008, 08:53 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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That's funny, I've been communicating with a Young man from Papua New Guinea too he told me he would take me from my husband and show me big riches of the world and give me many many more offspring so I can overpopulate the world. You steal my man you no good cd hussy
I stole your man, you no good cheater...?!
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Old 08-09-2008, 09:01 PM
 
Location: Wu Dang Mountain
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Ladies, ladies, please...

I'm sure if you offer to bring his friends over you'll all be more than happy...
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Old 08-09-2008, 09:02 PM
 
Location: CITY OF ANGELS AND CONSTANT DANGER
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this isnt even funny. really immature. try again toots.

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