Getting What You Ask For...Not Exactly (how to, women, Chinese)

[DennyCrane]

I always laugh when I hear men and women list the qualities they're looking for because quite often, they find someone who has those qualities, but it's not really what they had in mind.

For example:

- A woman wants a man who's confident. When she finds him, she says he's cocky and arrogant.

- A man wants a woman who's intelligent. When he finds her, he says she's too serious.

- A woman wants a man with a sense of humor. When she finds him, she says he's childish and immature.

- A man wants a woman who appreciates everything he does for her. When he finds her, he says she's too needy.

- A woman wants a man who's ambitious. When she finds him, she says he prioritizes his career over her.

- A man wants a woman who's good in bed. When he finds her, he says she's too good and he wonders how many guys she's been with.

- A woman says she wants a man who's sensitive. When she finds him, she says he's a wuss and not manly.

- A man says he wants a woman who'll be his partner and best friend. When he finds her, he says she's not giving him enough space.

Obviously, I'm just joking but the sad truth is that a lot of people are like this.

[Mr.Cat]

Please ad:

- A man says he wants a woman who's a nymphomaniac. When he finds her, she's a slug in bed.

[mrstewart]

This thread may fall into this Chinese Proverb "Be careful what you wish for. You may receive it".

[Erma]

Originally Posted by Mr.Cat

Please ad:

- A man says he wants a woman who's a nymphomaniac. When he finds her, she's a slug in bed.

Ummm...this doesn't make sense. If he finds a nymphomaniac, how can she be a slug in bed??

[andreaspercheron]

Originally Posted by Erma

Ummm...this doesn't make sense. If he finds a nymphomaniac, how can she be a slug in bed??

I think he meant to say that he finds a woman that boasts about being a nympho only to find out she was exaggerating and is a slug in bed. I could be wrong but that would be strange because I'm usually right LOL I'm kidding, just kidding!!!

[Mr.Cat]

Originally Posted by andreaspercheron

I think he meant to say that he finds a woman that boasts about being a nympho only to find out she was exaggerating and is a slug in bed. I could be wrong but that would be strange because I'm usually right LOL I'm kidding, just kidding!!!

At least you're right on this one!!

[Twinkle Toes]

I'm just looking for a man like PeeWee Herman.

[Gerania]

Originally Posted by Erma

Ummm...this doesn't make sense. If he finds a nymphomaniac, how can she be a slug in bed??

Maybe he meant to say a woman claiming to be a gastropod who is a slug in bed, and as it turns out, doesn't even know how to cook.

[Granny Sue]

Originally Posted by Mr.Cat

Please ad:

- A man says he wants a woman who's a nymphomaniac. When he finds her, she's a slug in bed.

And add:

-A woman finds a man who says he's a good provider and good in bed....only to find out he's neither.