What men really want... (wife, girlfriends, husband, attractive)

[CountryLuvinWoman1]

Originally Posted by Movie Lover

Women are dumb anyways.

Glad to know you are focusing on our better qualities..

[Ron.]

Silence

Originally Posted by Movie Lover

C'mon guys!

[HairyandScary]

WHAT MEN WANT ? - Is women to understand that

• Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
• You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
• Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
• Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
• Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
• A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.See a doctor.
• Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
• If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
• Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
• Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
• Anything you wear is fine. Really.
• Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
• Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
• Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
• Sunday = Sports
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

Got this from What Men Want? - List of Funny wishes
It made me laugh

[IonRedline08]

I think Chris Rock said it best when he said "All men want is you to shut up, make a sandwich, and suck his @#$%"

[CountryLuvinWoman1]

Originally Posted by HairyandScary

WHAT MEN WANT ? - Is women to understand that

• Nothing says "I love you" like sex.
• You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
• Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
• Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
• Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
• A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.See a doctor.
• Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
• If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
• Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
• Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
• Anything you wear is fine. Really.
• Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
• Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
• Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
• Sunday = Sports
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

Got this from What Men Want? - List of Funny wishes (http://www.19.5degs.com/element/639.php - broken link)
It made me laugh

I had read this somewhere else on the forum and laughed my heiny off..I thought it was so funny I had to read it to everyone and their brother lol..
I think i'll give you two thumbs up..

[terribleChild]

We want you to not ignore us when we hit on you. Be straight forward and tell us you don't like us.

If you like us, tell us. How are we ever going to know if you don't?

Let us know where you want the relationship to go, so we both have something to look forward to and not expect too much.

Don't tell us to be buddies with your friends. We have our own friends to hangout with.

Don't try to dig too deep into our family history. It gets uncomfortable.

Don't make fun of us if our dance moves suck.

Don't lie to us.

[Submariner]

Originally Posted by yankeegirl313

Sex
Booze
TV

Men are perfectly capable to supplying their own booze, and operating their own TV.

In listing what men what from a female the list is shorter.

[yankeegirl313]

Originally Posted by Kazz

And stop minimizing us. Sheesh.

Oh....ok. Men really want to help with housework, and laundry.

[Mr.Cat]

I want a woman that will do ************* *** ** ******** ******* ***** ****** * ****** ****** *** **** ** * ************ and ******** ***************** ********** along with the ************** *********** ******* ******* all the way to the *** of her *****. Is there such a woman?

[Huckleberry3911948]

we have been puss footing around--- but now im going to give it to you straight.
hold on 1 minute.


there you go.