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Old 12-23-2008, 02:21 PM
 
Location: Center of the universe
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My wife asked me to mow the lawn.

I said, "go hire a Haitian."

She said, "you ARE a Haitian."

I only mowed 1/4 of it........

 
Old 12-23-2008, 02:26 PM
 
Location: South Bay Native
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I'll have to say Beowulf, since he's the only one who was man enough to ever "flash his guns" on CD. He can come mow my yard any time, front and back.
 
Old 12-23-2008, 02:58 PM
 
Location: On the Sunny Side of the Street
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Originally Posted by Crustedfilth View Post
I've got a really big hydroseeder.
I've heard That's why I need you to cut my lawn, baby
 
Old 12-23-2008, 03:11 PM
 
Location: Tucson
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Originally Posted by Sunil's Dad View Post
My wife asked me to mow the lawn.

I said, "go hire a Haitian."

She said, "you ARE a Haitian."

I only mowed 1/4 of it........
Ha-ha, that's hilarious! She should've asked at least for the 3/4!
 
Old 12-23-2008, 03:15 PM
 
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Originally Posted by Sunil's Dad View Post
My wife asked me to mow the lawn.

I said, "go hire a Haitian."

She said, "you ARE a Haitian."

I only mowed 1/4 of it........
I don't like my lawn fully mowed. I like to keep clumps of grass around the stumps and such. Gives it character.
 
Old 12-23-2008, 03:16 PM
 
Location: In a delirium
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I don't care who does it so long as somebody does. I live in No Cal. Now who's coming over? I am happy to pay in wine or beer. If you do some shrubbery work, I'll throw in a pizza.
 
Old 12-23-2008, 03:47 PM
 
Location: South Bay Native
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I don't like my lawn fully mowed. I like to keep clumps of grass around the stumps and such. Gives it character.
I prefer the neatly trimmed triangle myself.

Oh wait, what were we talking about??
 
Old 12-23-2008, 03:51 PM
 
Location: SE Florida
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I'd like to have Karla with a K mow mine. She has the magic touch with all things green.
 
Old 12-23-2008, 04:58 PM
 
Location: SC
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Well I love to mow the lawn.... so it wouldnt be a problem for me! I am referring to real grass.. lol
 
Old 12-23-2008, 05:11 PM
 
Location: Brentwood, TN
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I'd like to have Karla with a K mow mine. She has the magic touch with all things green.
Don't get me started Hifster!
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