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Umm....just because. I don't remember much of it. It was my guy friend's engagement party on the Texas side, and because im the best man I had to take all the guys out across the border that night to have a good time.....yea, so that's about all I need to say....lol.
I drove my new truck which almost got stolen, about half the crew actually witnessed the infamous "donkey show" which is very real, I ate a taco that I had no idea what the meat tasted like, I planted a big Texas flag in the Mexican ground just on the other side of the Rio Grande in front of the Border Patrol Officers and got spotlighted, and when I came back over they ask me what my citizenship claimed and I yelld out "Im a F word n' Texan" and they simply laughed and let me go. I noticed when I got back that I was missing one of the females that was with our party from texas Tech, and still had her money which she confided in me to hold and take care of for her while she was in the kidnapping drug cartel land. Luckily she made it back, but was in no good mood let me tell ya! I also managed to pawn off a couple strippers in a saloon that kept pestering me by giving them $10 and pointing to my great friend which let me tell you he didn't find too funny. I deffinately was speaking Portugeese to the Federali in a drunken manner rather than Spanish, but was fortunately left alone due to the fact that I have a US Federal, and Texas State ID.......Anyway, it was simply EVENTFULL!!!....lol.
Umm....just because. I don't remember much of it. It was my guy friend's engagement party on the Texas side, and because im the best man I had to take all the guys out across the border that night to have a good time.....yea, so that's about all I need to say....lol.
I drove my new truck which almost got stolen, about half the crew actually witnessed the infamous "donkey show" which is very real, I ate a taco that I had no idea what the meat tasted like, I planted a big Texas flag in the Mexican ground just on the other side of the Rio Grande in front of the Border Patrol Officers and got spotlighted, and when I came back over they ask me what my citizenship claimed and I yelld out "Im a F word n' Texan" and they simply laughed and let me go. I noticed when I got back that I was missing one of the females that was with our party from texas Tech, and still had her money which she confided in me to hold and take care of for her while she was in the kidnapping drug cartel land. Luckily she made it back, but was in no good mood let me tell ya! I also managed to pawn off a couple strippers in a salon that keps pestering me by giving them $10 and pointing to my great friend which let me tell you he didn't find too funny. I deffinately was speaking Portugeese to the Federali in a drunken manner, but was fortunately left alone due to the fact that I have a US Federal, and Texas State ID.......Anyway, it was simply EVENTFULL!!!....lol.
Umm....just because. I don't remember much of it. It was my guy friend's engagement party on the Texas side, and because im the best man I had to take all the guys out across the border that night to have a good time.....yea, so that's about all I need to say....lol.
I drove my new truck which almost got stolen, about half the crew actually witnessed the infamous "donkey show" which is very real, I ate a taco that I had no idea what the meat tasted like, I planted a big Texas flag in the Mexican ground just on the other side of the Rio Grande in front of the Border Patrol Officers and got spotlighted, and when I came back over they ask me what my citizenship claimed and I yelld out "Im a F word n' Texan" and they simply laughed and let me go. I noticed when I got back that I was missing one of the females that was with our party from texas Tech, and still had her money which she confided in me to hold and take care of for her while she was in the kidnapping drug cartel land. Luckily she made it back, but was in no good mood let me tell ya! I also managed to pawn off a couple strippers in a salon that keps pestering me by giving them $10 and pointing to my great friend which let me tell you he didn't find too funny. I deffinately was speaking Portugeese to the Federali in a drunken manner, but was fortunately left alone due to the fact that I have a US Federal, and Texas State ID.......Anyway, it was simply EVENTFULL!!!....lol.
WOW!! Sounds like some kind of party Well, sort of...
No, my wife did not go on this trip nor should she have.....lol. I actually will not take my wife to any Tex\Mex border town, not safe for her. I tried not to indulge her in my series of not so fortunate events, but I have great friends so she got the whole shabang!!
No, my wife did not go on this trip nor should she have.....lol. I actually will not take my wife to any Tex\Mex border town, not safe for her. I tried not to indulge her in my series of not so fortunate events, but I have great friends so she got the whole shabang!!
I'm not sure if my hubby came home and told me this story that he would go to another bachelor party without me!!! Sounds like too much fun to miss!!!
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I tried not to indulge her in my series of not so fortunate events, but I have great friends so she got the whole shabang!! 
