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Would you want to let me check on your computer and see if it works good? LMAO
The jogging salesman sounds like a porn movie plot, hahaha.
It was truly bizarre. After these two incidents, I decided to go frumpy whenever I had to buy anything OR make sure I bought from female sales associates who were obviously heterosexual.
The furniture guy took no for an answer and didn't push it. The car salesman was insistent. What's worse is that when I bought the car from him, he told me his wife was in the hospital having their new baby! Total, total scumbag, which I told him when he kept calling me. He didn't care one bit.
So, I'm out last night with some friends. This Black guy was talking to a guy in our group and they both walked over to me. My friend introduced him and walked off. I knew there was a reason for this, but I talk to everyone so it was no big deal. Some time passed and he started complimenting me, looking at me up and down licking his lips, not porn-like, but somewhat seductively, biting his lower lip and giving me the sexy face.
WTF? This guy actually thought he was soooooo smooth. I could NOT hide my disgust. I asked him what was wrong with his face.
What was he thinking?
Thats how black dudes flirt. Most tend to think they're all good looking and god's gift to women.
It was truly bizarre. After these two incidents, I decided to go frumpy whenever I had to buy anything OR make sure I bought from female sales associates who were obviously heterosexual.
The furniture guy took no for an answer and didn't push it. The car salesman was insistent. What's worse is that when I bought the car from him, he told me his wife was in the hospital having their new baby! Total, total scumbag, which I told him when he kept calling me. He didn't care one bit.
LOL, this thread is hilarious
Why would he even care when the wife's several buildings away in the hospital
Not til all the lip licking is done. Oh yeah, I think I've seen this done. The next step is to squint your eyes and purse your lips like you're saying "Ooh" as in Ooh baby!
That actually has been my experience, not with all, but most.
When I was in NYC, we headed for a restaurant and there was this waitress girl from the ME.
She was "one of a kind". Turned out she was Turkish, not really Middle East.
One of ours was a black dude, he is exactly the kind of guy we're discussing here. He'd hit on every woman in the street. So he started picking her and she never liked it, the whole time.
This is when I kicked in. I was talking to her and suddenly dropped this, "So your father must be a terrorist"
The whole table descends to an absolute silence, including others around. She goes static, red and stops pouring diet coke in one of the glasses.
"Because you're the bomb"
The relief in her face was priceless. She fell to the floor, literally. And everyone broke into continued laughter.
I was so lucky it didn't turn nasty
Before everyone gave me the title of "genius", I told everyone I plagiarized it from an Indian movie I saw loooooong back.
When I was in NYC, we headed for a restaurant and there was this waitress girl from the ME.
She was "one of a kind". Turned out she was Turkish, not really Middle East.
One of ours was a black dude, he is exactly the kind of guy we're discussing here. He'd hit on every woman in the street. So he started picking her and she never liked it, the whole time.
This is when I kicked in. I was talking to her and suddenly dropped this, "So your father must be a terrorist"
The whole table descends to an absolute silence, including others around. She goes static, red and stops pouring diet coke in one of the glasses.
"Because you're the bomb"
The relief in her face was priceless. She fell to the floor, literally. And everyone broke into continued laughter.
I was so lucky it didn't turn nasty
Before everyone gave me the title of "genius", I told everyone I plagiarized it from an Indian movie I saw loooooong back.
When I was in NYC, we headed for a restaurant and there was this waitress girl from the ME.
She was "one of a kind". Turned out she was Turkish, not really Middle East.
One of ours was a black dude, he is exactly the kind of guy we're discussing here. He'd hit on every woman in the street. So he started picking her and she never liked it, the whole time.
This is when I kicked in. I was talking to her and suddenly dropped this, "So your father must be a terrorist"
The whole table descends to an absolute silence, including others around. She goes static, red and stops pouring diet coke in one of the glasses.
"Because you're the bomb"
The relief in her face was priceless. She fell to the floor, literally. And everyone broke into continued laughter.
I was so lucky it didn't turn nasty
Before everyone gave me the title of "genius", I told everyone I plagiarized it from an Indian movie I saw loooooong back.
OMG!!!! You're still lucky that Uncle Abdul didn't come have a talk with you over that!!!!!
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