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We're chatting online, and she keeps telling me how handsome I am. I ask her out, and she agrees. in her previous messages, she mentioned to me that she got kicked out of a strip club for slapping one of the dancers on the ass.
Her: "Lunch sounds great!"
Me: "Awesome. Btw, I want to hear the story of you getting kicked out of the strip club for slapping the stripper when we meet."
Her: "Oooh that might take longer than just lunch"
Me: "Then invite me over afterwards. Maybe we can re-enact it"
Her: "Well, you give it some thought and let me know when and what you would like to do. I'm going to get my beauty sleep. Sweet dreams!"
We're chatting online, and she keeps telling me how handsome I am. I ask her out, and she agrees. in her previous messages, she mentioned to me that she got kicked out of a strip club for slapping one of the dancers on the ass.
Her: "Lunch sounds great!"
Me: "Awesome. Btw, I want to hear the story of you getting kicked out of the strip club for slapping the stripper when we meet."
Her: "Oooh that might take longer than just lunch"
Me: "Then invite me over afterwards. Maybe we can re-enact it"
Her: "Well, you give it some thought and let me know when and what you would like to do. I'm going to get my beauty sleep. Sweet dreams!"
She didn't deny "re-enacting" the stripper thing.
bro stop trying to get further before you're out with her or you will set yourself up for failure.
Are you ...never mind. Decode the cougar? And we read a transcript of an online conversation you had with this woman and shatter this undecipherable code, which, makes Enigma look like Morse. Like..OMG...Like...Dude.. can you even believe this woman?! ; Mmmm...sorry man, passed through this stage to long ago....
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