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Old 06-28-2014, 11:19 PM
 
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We're chatting online, and she keeps telling me how handsome I am. I ask her out, and she agrees. in her previous messages, she mentioned to me that she got kicked out of a strip club for slapping one of the dancers on the ass.

Her: "Lunch sounds great!"
Me: "Awesome. Btw, I want to hear the story of you getting kicked out of the strip club for slapping the stripper when we meet."
Her: "Oooh that might take longer than just lunch"
Me: "Then invite me over afterwards. Maybe we can re-enact it"
Her: "Well, you give it some thought and let me know when and what you would like to do. I'm going to get my beauty sleep. Sweet dreams!"

She didn't deny "re-enacting" the stripper thing.
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:22 PM
 
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BaWahwhahaha

For real dude?

This is a cute story. I love it.
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:23 PM
 
Location: Viña del Mar, Chile
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We're chatting online, and she keeps telling me how handsome I am. I ask her out, and she agrees. in her previous messages, she mentioned to me that she got kicked out of a strip club for slapping one of the dancers on the ass.

Her: "Lunch sounds great!"
Me: "Awesome. Btw, I want to hear the story of you getting kicked out of the strip club for slapping the stripper when we meet."
Her: "Oooh that might take longer than just lunch"
Me: "Then invite me over afterwards. Maybe we can re-enact it"
Her: "Well, you give it some thought and let me know when and what you would like to do. I'm going to get my beauty sleep. Sweet dreams!"

She didn't deny "re-enacting" the stripper thing.
bro stop trying to get further before you're out with her or you will set yourself up for failure.
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:24 PM
 
Location: Tricity, PL
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Just go to lunch, and be open for more
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:26 PM
 
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BaWahwhahaha

For real dude?

This is a cute story. I love it.
um, okay?
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:29 PM
 
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shes talking lunch
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:31 PM
 
Location: NW Nevada
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Are you ...never mind. Decode the cougar? And we read a transcript of an online conversation you had with this woman and shatter this undecipherable code, which, makes Enigma look like Morse. Like..OMG...Like...Dude.. can you even believe this woman?! ; Mmmm...sorry man, passed through this stage to long ago....
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:51 PM
 
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Stop calling her cougar.
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Old 06-29-2014, 12:42 AM
 
Location: Southern California
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Help me decode this cougar. Does she want me to confirm lunch, or more?
Do lunch. Eat. And whatever happens after that happens.

[notice I stated nothing having to do with over-thinking it]
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Old 06-29-2014, 01:32 AM
 
Location: NW Nevada
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Stop calling her cougar.
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