what is the best way to flirt?

[stepka]

I don't think any of y'all need flirting lessons--I'm learning plenty about how to flirt online.

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by lionking

I wasn't planning on throwing apples into the cleevage of apples,I was planning on throwing them into melons.

Time to coin a new term. You are a melanomaniac But then, so am I

But seriously, imagine mercury hitting Jupiter. There sure will be a warp in the milky way, but Jupiter will just be fine.

You just gotta revise your strategy and gun for some satellite space, so you can keep orbiting Jupiter

[lionking]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

Time to coin a new term. You are a melanomaniac But then, so am I

But seriously, imagine mercury hitting Jupiter. There sure will be a warp in the milky way, but Jupiter will just be fine.

You just gotta revise your strategy and gun for some satellite space, so you can keep orbiting Jupiter

ok then how about two Jupiters together and we'll coin them the "milkyway"?

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by lionking

ok then how about two Jupiters together and we'll coin them the "milkyway"?

Then it's time for our theme song

David Bowie - Space oDDDity

Ground control to major tom
Ground control to major tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground control to major tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
Four, three, two, one,
LIFTOFF

[Tzaphkiel]

Originally Posted by Antlered Chamataka

Throw a honey roasted almond into her cleavage. The aim's very important here

and then retrieve it with your lips and mouth

[Currency Pair Crocodile]

Originally Posted by Tzaphkiel

and then retrieve it with your lips and mouth

This works with nutter dudes like I

But with Samston here, my best bet is that his right hand works better and more efficiently than his tongue

[andreaspercheron]

Originally Posted by mountainman51

So this is what you talk about on here. I guess the best way to flirt with a lady is when her husband isnt looking?

LOL