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I dunno, thats why Im asking. I think its weird if a spouse demands, or leans on your heavily to get a joint email account.
Your right. I do think that is weird. Hell, we joined our email account when we got married. You join everything else, so why keep a separate email....unless..... someone wants to "hide" something from their spouse!
That sounds like a paradise of beautiful red sulfur-sphere sunsets and tangy, lemon flavor lakes where the fishing is easy, a fair city of molten slag eyes and whites tresses of wind braided smog. Her smoke stacks are like organ pipes singing softly and the birds she hails never leave the soot of her hands. I dream of relishing the grinds of Stosh's kiszka.
What really gets me...the reason I could never leave here...is the Ceremony.
Once a year, we celebrate the world-famous Floating Flaccid Fish of Forty-Fort. See, there's this little town here called Forty-Fort, and the river that runs by this town has millions of fish floating in that river.
But these aren't just floating fish...nay! These are beautifully-mottled grayish-black pisces, serenly floating on the breathtaking rainbow-hued background of oil-impregnated waters! On that special day, a select group of children from the Orphans of Our Mother of Subsidence gather together at the riverbanks and place lit candles upon the flaccid bass and grouper, then follow their languid journey down the Susquehanna, running boisterously down the main highway for 4.3 kilometers to the Bridge of Lost Souls, where they cheer and root for their favorite floating fish.
Sure, drop on by - I'll show you the old coal mines filled with toxic sludge, then we can have a picnic near the river where even more mine sludge is discharging, then we can sit and watch the sunset through the filter of smog!
And after that, if we're still rarin' to go, we can stop by Stosh's Pierogie Emporium and get some 'rogies with melted butter sauce and a side of freshly-packed sausages.
Sounds like buckets of fun. I'm gonna take a pass on the sausages. I'm a veg after all...
Well, I'm not a veg, but in reality I wouldn't touch that stuff. They have a 2-day kielbosi festival around here and people go nuts for it.
If they'd only hold a fruit-and-nut festival, I'd be happy.
GET OUT!!! That is what I eat for lunch, every day, any day. No one I work with has ever seen me eat anything else. I tell them it is because of my simian blood but they don't believe me...I never eat any of the junk food that's ubiquitous in the department...fruits, nuts and seeds. I'm a forager.
GET OUT!!! That is what I eat for lunch, every day, any day. No one I work with has ever seen me eat anything else. I tell them it is because of my simian blood but they don't believe me...I never eat any of the junk food that's ubiquitous in the department...fruits, nuts and seeds. I'm a forager.
Oh geeze! For the last year I've been on a trail-mix kick - I just can't seem to get enough. Unfortunately it's the commercial stuff - when I get a chance I have to learn how to make my own - it'll probably be cheaper and healthier.
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Actually, a lot of this forum IS a fruit and nut festival!
Oh geeze! For the last year I've been on a trail-mix kick - I just can't seem to get enough. Unfortunately it's the commercial stuff - when I get a chance I have to learn how to make my own - it'll probably be cheaper and healthier.
...and here I thought it was a meat and greet!
Ah yes, love the meat market. Brrrrr! Is it chilly in here or is that me ignoring those pitiful pick-up lines?
I eat the commercial stuff too. For the love of St. Hubert, who has the time?
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