Is There Any Man Among Us Who Knows Woman Doth Not Live By Mammary Alone?!? (wives, how to)

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

Scallopine a la Marsala, I hope?

--HH.

Indeed - dusted with the finest triple-sifted flour, then lovingly garnished with freshly-squeezed lemon juice and drizzled with DaVero virgin olive oil.

And no - no need to notify Popeye - he already knows.

H

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by yellowsnow

A smart man knows boobage is ephemeral . . . That bubble butt will turn into a cellulite ridden lump on the back of the thigh. Much better to love the stuff on the inside that may survive the test of time.

And you should know especially how I love the stuff on the inside. (Not like SifuPhil does, with vegetables on the side . . .)

Your brain and your heart. Not to mention your eyes, that serve as the gateway to each.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by gwynedd1

"You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy" —Bill Clinton, looking at "Juanita," a newly discovered Incan mummy on display at the National Geographic museum

Or as the late, great archeologist James Durante once said,

"Inca thing will do!"

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by yellowsnow

I don't think Confucius said it first.

You're right.

I think it was Too Hung Lo.

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Or as the late, great archeologist James Durante once said,

"Inca thing will do!"

Or, as the late gourmet Idi Amin Dada said, "I'd love to have you for dinner . . . "

[gwynedd1]

Originally Posted by yellowsnow

Riposte, parry, et touche. It's the CD Mental Olympics training post!

A smart man knows boobage is ephemeral. What a woman wears proudly on her chest today will one day rest on her knees. I don't think Confucius said it first.

Parts is parts. They all change. That bubble butt will turn into a cellulite ridden lump on the back of the thigh. Much better to love the stuff on the inside that may survive the test of time.

Not so. The breasts that feed the babes now will be the golden bearded barbarians that will tear down your 20 year old walls. However by then, your misery is spared for they will not touch your lumpy woman.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

Or, as the late gourmet Idi Amin Dada said, "I'd love to have you for dinner . . . "

Or as Mumbasu the Cannibal said, "He disagreed with something that ate him..."

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Indeed - dusted with the finest triple-sifted flour, then lovingly garnished with freshly-squeezed lemon juice and drizzled with DaVero virgin olive oil.

And no - no need to notify Popeye - he already knows.

H

Long as Bluto doesn't get any ideas.

--HH

[yellowsnow]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

You're right.

I think it was Too Hung Lo.

I believe there is some anecdotal evidence supporting the theory it was originally said by Too Hung Lo's brother, Won.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

Long as Bluto doesn't get any ideas.

--HH

I doubt he would - Bluto is wimpy.

~H