Is There Any Man Among Us Who Knows Woman Doth Not Live By Mammary Alone?!? (sexy, relations)

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Is it me, or does every fifth relationships thread have something to do with the female breast?

Is it me, or is there any other man among us who knows and understands that pulchritude isn't a matter of mammary or derriere alone?

There are other portions of a woman that are at least as sexy if not far more so than the bust, the bustline, and the curve of the can.

Start with what she uses to look at you. (Or through you, depending upon how deep your appreciation for a real, a whole woman, happens to be.) There's nothing sexier, in physical terms, anyway, than a woman's eyes.

Continue with what's between her ears. The sexiest internal organ of the female anatomy is the brain.

Proceed forthwith to what's behind her breasts. Force yourself. It's her heart. Neck-and-neck with her brain in the sexiest internal organ department.

And then, peer down yonder. No, horndogs, you don't stop at the midpoint between her waistline and her upper thigh. But take a look at those upon which she walks. Nothing external beats a great pair of legs.

Not even what Norman Mailer euphemistically called, when describing the original Playboy bunnies, those which look like the big bullets on the front bumper of a Cadillac.

P.S. Ladies, feel free to step in and stand up for your real selves. Your eyes, your brains, your hearts, and, yes, your legs.

If you have The Breasts, consider yourselves blessed. But if you don't have them . . . you don't need them.

Real men would agree.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

Real men would agree.

Indeed.

I take solace in your heartfelt entreaty, and can only offer my piddling support as one who appreciates the finer points of the fairer sex.

Hearts, lungs, kidneys, spleens - THESE are to be treasured, not the ephemeral externals.

Yours in good taste,
Dr. H. Lechter

[bobman]

the boobies do not maketh the woman................

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Yours in good taste,
Dr. H. Lecher

Fixed!

Yours tasting good,
Dr. Hugo Hackenbush

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by bobman

the boobies do not maketh the woman................

. . . but, apparently (and you probably don't need me to remind you of this), the boobies bring out the boob in the man.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

Fixed!

Yours tasting good,
Dr. Hugo Hackenbush

Ah - it's all that gastrointestinal gastronomics - it spins my head until I can barely spell my own name.

Ta-ta,
H

[alicejb]

do i need an encyclopedia and dick-tionary to step into this thread?

:P

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by SifuPhil

Ta-ta,
H

Freudian slip?



HH

[WhistlerMCMLV]

Originally Posted by alicejb

do i need an encyclopedia and dick-tionary to step into this thread?

:P

No, my dear, but you may have stepped in something on the way in.

[SifuPhil]

Originally Posted by WhistlerMCMLV

Freudian slip?



HH

I'd be a boob to deny it.

Preparing breast of veal in a savory sauce,
I remain
Hannie
HL:cs