Farting on Date (Montana, years, never, second)

[Mayor_McCheese]

Have you ever done this. I have and had to pretend my shoe made the noise. I was trying to make my shoe make the same noise throughout the night but I don't think she bought it. She had to have noticed too but I didn't see a reaction.

[JeepGirl118]

No.

[MarieEllen]

Originally Posted by Mayor_McCheese

Have you ever done this. I have and had to pretend my shoe made the noise. I was trying to make my shoe make the same noise throughout the night but I don't think she bought it. She had to have noticed too but I didn't see a reaction.

No, me neither. Did you get a second date?

[filihok]

I try and save farting until after we've had sex. Once you've __________'d somebody's _________ then a little gas shouldn't be a problem.

[MontanaGuy]

Thanks for baring your soul on this lofty topic. I do recall a coworker from quite a few years ago who related the story of her first date with her future husband. When he walked up on her porch at the end of the evening to say goodnight he gave her a hug with a little too much pressure which caused what the dictionary refers to as "the expulsion of intestinal gas" and she had to scoot him off of the porch and scurry into the house. Thankfully I've never suffered this indignity but if I did I'd probably jump in front of the nearest oncoming bus or firetruck.

[DontH8Me]

Um, no, thank GOD I have not had to suffer the indignity and humiliation of cutting one on a date. It's not too hard to be careful what you eat before a date.

[North Beach Person]

I blamed my date.

[Ameribull]

Might as well let her know what shes getting herself into from the begining.

[simplementmoi]

Originally Posted by MontanaGuy

Thanks for baring your soul on this lofty topic. I do recall a coworker from quite a few years ago who related the story of her first date with her future husband. When he walked up on her porch at the end of the evening to say goodnight he gave her a hug with a little too much pressure which caused what the dictionary refers to as "the expulsion of intestinal gas" and she had to scoot him off of the porch and scurry into the house. Thankfully I've never suffered this indignity but if I did I'd probably jump in front of the nearest oncoming bus or firetruck.

Hilarious!!! That must've been one heck of a hug! hahahahaha

To answer the OP, heck no! But if my date did let one out on accident, I'd forgive him and laugh about it.

[JSizzle225]

I'd let one go if I had to...