...news flash: Rafius meets june (scripture, preaching, proof, quote)

[old_cold]

If June has an interesting overseas visitor and is suggesting a Mall, I would either take that as a hint that the said visitor is NOT interesting or that you should look in the yellow pages for a good psychotherapist for June ( skip the J's)

[Rafius]

Originally Posted by Reverend1111

Sorry. I was on the serioius side and now I'll get back to the program.

You could play "I Spy" or 100 bottles of beer on the wall.

I spy with my little eye, something begining with R......Rain!
I spy with my little eye, something begining with R......Rain!
I spy with my little eye, something begining with R......Rain!

Don't think that one will work Rev.

Originally Posted by june 7th

No need to call in the reinforcements. They've promised a sunny day tomorrow, so perhaps we'll take a road trip and Rafius can see the finer sights of the city....All is well.

A brief whisp of watery sunlight no doubt. I need Spanish sun!!

Originally Posted by perry335654

You decided to do that because he promised to take you to the Top of Boston Restaurant for those $13 drinks.

Huh????

Originally Posted by Lionpainter

Man!. I love you guys
Enjoy the beauty of true friendship....I think Rafius is all smiles.

HA! I'm going to send 'the boys' around to your place when I get back home. You're dead meat pal. Where is that sun you were going to send?

Originally Posted by GldnRule

Well, well!
Something tells me she's a real cool lady...I'd like to meet her."

You wanna be locked up too??????

I thought it was strange he never answered back...now I know why!!

It was a top secret mission mate. I was sworn to secrecy by June herself...on pain of being subjected to 'The Complete Works of Leonard Cohen'. C'mon man...what can a bloke do when threatened by such a fate??

Anyway...I had suggested a daytrip to Berklee College of Music...him being a musician.

A trip out to The Cape would be a given.

You could drive out to the Lenox/Stockbridge area and look at the beautiful places and sights.

Head south to Mohegan Sun or Foxwoods.

Can't I just stay home and drink 'Southern Comfort'?

And, of course, I can think of lots of other "fun stuff" to keep you busy...I'll send up a cameraman and a director...Moderator cut: = edit

Make it $60 + free chocolate biscuits and you're on. Do I need to wear the leather flying helmet?

Originally Posted by lucknow

In a pinch you could always call in the Canadians!!!!!!!

I tried....they were busy on school crossing patrol.

[Rafius]

Originally Posted by old_cold

If June has an interesting overseas visitor and is suggesting a Mall, I would either take that as a hint that the said visitor is NOT interesting or that you should look in the yellow pages for a good psychotherapist for June ( skip the J's)

NOT INTERESTING!!!! Are you kidding??? Last night she was enthralled by my rendition of 'Welsh Rugby Songs'. I could tell she loved it by the way that, at first, her eyes glazed over and second, how she became so relaxed that she drifted off into a deep calming sleep.

Not interesting indeed!!!

[old_cold]

Oh my! Who could not be fascinated by that??!!
Guess it's on to discovering what's wrong with June.
(Don't attempt to drive her to any appointments.....you can drive forever on the streets of Boston and become the man who never returns (apologies to the Kingston Trio)

[Lionpainter]

Enjoy your day. For this day was made for you. So impatient you are Rafius. I think that is where June comes in.

[Mooseketeer]

Originally Posted by GCSTroop

Rafius, I've met June as well. I know you're not a believer but I suggest you throw some prayer beads at her. There's something magical about them that keeps the demon inside her at bay, albeit temporarily. Everything will be fine until she begins to bite the heads off snakes. When that time comes, you know the demon within has surfaced.

I highly suggest the following items to keep her away until the Navy SEALs who killed bin Laden can make it to your rescue:

1. "Sweet Home Alabama" - This song works great after she's been fed multiple elixirs. She goes into a trance-like daze of semi-rhythmic movements. It's best to be still when she does this or you may get sucked into her wake vortex of death. Worse, you may find yourself making feeble attempts at dancing.

2. Prayer Beads - Something about them fascinates her and keeps her at bay. I know I've mentioned this already but I figured I'd rehash it.

3. Shrimp - She feasts on these for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Keep her busy with these. It won't last long outside but she's been known to store said shrimp in the fridge for over 5 days.

4. Befriend her Hellhound - She has a special attachment to this beast. Befriending it may ultimately lead to your safe return. On the other hand, it's been known to consume human flesh by the ton.

I concur ! Though if I remember correctly "Sweet Home Alabama" does not work exclusively on June...

[june 7th]

Originally Posted by Lionpainter

So impatient you are Rafius. I think that is where June comes in.

June is a calming influence.

[june 7th]

There is hope here, folks, as we are embarking upon Day Three and there are beautiful sunlit skies and the promise of a lovely spring day. From here, it's merely a question of feeding the dear man a suitable breakfast (June only cooks coffee and tea) and from there deciding what to do with ourselves for the day. June suspects that after his enslavement in her dark, damp basement that Rafius will enjoy the sunlight and day's activities that much more. No malls, no long drives, but perhaps just some local driving around to see the finer points of where June lives in quaint New England. --Or perhaps just sit on the couch and peacefully listen to music and enjoy one another's company....

[june 7th]

Originally Posted by old_cold

....look in the yellow pages for a good psychotherapist for June

June IS a psychotherapist!

[old_cold]

Originally Posted by june 7th

June IS a psychotherapist!

That's why I told him to skip the J's