What would you say to or ask Jesus/God....

[BigCityDreamer]

Originally Posted by WordClock

I would ask him to walk on water so that I could film it, put it on youtube and get internet famous.

Criss Angel already beat him to it.

[Lamplight]

Come to think of it, I might pop my collar and say, "Come at me, bro!" A truly loving deity would immediately strike me down for the good of humanity.

[Creator-Savior7]

Originally Posted by eddie gein

I would ask him (Jesus) what he had against pigs and figs.

I would think it means that you have to destroy a demon while it is in a physical flesh along with humans are top priority over animals due to their higher level of life.

The fig i think means that the point of life is to make life and teach it how to experience life so a fruitless tree would be(whether in season or not) would be like being unable to produce would be a cursed human. Or a person that doesnt produce life correctly and humans raising children wrong should be cursed. Also just like the tree in eden with fruit being knowledge, it is a curse to not understand the basic life arounf you

[Creator-Savior7]

Originally Posted by Lamplight

Come to think of it, I might pop my collar and say, "Come at me, bro!" A truly loving deity would immediately strike me down for the good of humanity.

Thats what he should do, but maybe he would just scare you with a bolt of lightning paused right above your head and youd think twice