Do you know why God wasn't on Noah Ark? (America, quote, evolution)

[deadwood]

He said He would rather walk to the Americas.

So evolution is the principle of survival of the fittest; good-you're going to need to be in shape to hump dat mud to build my Pyramid.

[Ceist]

Originally Posted by deadwood

He said He would rather walk to the Americas.

So evolution is the principle of survival of the fittest; good-you're going to need to be in shape to hump dat mud to build my Pyramid.

[DauntlessDan]

Do you know why God wasn't on Noah Ark?

Nope. Wasn't there to ask, sorry.

[TroutDude]

Because there wasn't one.

[Vizio]

Originally Posted by deadwood

He said He would rather walk to the Americas.

So evolution is the principle of survival of the fittest; good-you're going to need to be in shape to hump dat mud to build my Pyramid.

what?

[Miss Hepburn]

Because He already booked a cruise that served cocktails at 4 on the
Lido Deck.

[NCN]

Who said He wasn't on Noah's ark?

[charlygal]

Originally Posted by deadwood

He said He would rather walk to the Americas.

So evolution is the principle of survival of the fittest; good-you're going to need to be in shape to hump dat mud to build my Pyramid.

Feel better now??

[Old Gringo]

The way I learned it, he's just real shy and spends his time floating around out in space, watching what everyone is doing with their hands at all times and keeping a logbook of impure thoughts.

[mikebnllnb]

Originally Posted by deadwood

He said He would rather walk to the Americas.

So evolution is the principle of survival of the fittest; good-you're going to need to be in shape to hump dat mud to build my Pyramid.

Medical marijuana apparently does have some wicked side effects.