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Old 11-21-2014, 03:23 PM
 
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I AM IMMORTAL.

God revealed to me

THE SECRET to IMMORTALITY.

Of all flesh and blood upon the face of the whole earth

at this present time.

I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT IS IMMORTAL

and possesses the secret of God.

Since God put the curse of death upon mankind

countless have tried to find and know

THE SECRET to IMMORTALITY.

God revealed it to me.

I AM IMMORTAL.
You are not the only one...I know it too.
Anyone that sends me $1000...I'll give you the secret.
I give a full satisfaction money-back guarantee that you will show up in the afterlife "fit as a fiddle" and live forever. That's a "no-questions" money-back guarantee.
But wait!...there's more! We will include any amount of virgins of either gender...or pornstar type of either gender...your choice...NO extra charge!!
All major debit and credit cards accepted.
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Old 11-21-2014, 03:25 PM
 
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You are not the only one...I know it too.
Anyone that sends me $1000...I'll give you the secret.
I give a full satisfaction money-back guarantee that you will show up in the afterlife "fit as a fiddle" and live forever. That's a "no-questions" money-back guarantee.
But wait!...there's more! We will include any amount of virgins of either gender...or pornstar type of either gender...your choice...NO extra charge!!
All major debit and credit cards accepted.
The secret God gave to me is not for sale at any price.
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Old 11-21-2014, 03:29 PM
 
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The secret God gave to me is not for sale at any price.
Maybe not by YOU. On the other hand...from me it can be had for the low, low price of $1000. No questions, money-back guarantee as stated.
Maybe our secret isn't the same. I'll sell you my secret (as a back-up, just in case) for $500...but that special price is just for you, since it will only be used as a spare.
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Old 11-21-2014, 03:31 PM
 
Location: Ontario, Canada
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I can too.

When you copy me you WORSHIP that which is within me.
Or MOCK that which comes out of your keyboard.

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Old 11-21-2014, 03:31 PM
 
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Maybe not by YOU. On the other hand...from me it can be had for the low, low price of $1000. No questions, money-back guarantee as stated.
Maybe our secret isn't the same. I'll sell you my secret (as a back-up, just in case) for $500...but that special price is just for you, since it will only be used as a spare.
I value the truth more than you.
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Old 11-21-2014, 03:32 PM
 
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Or MOCK that which comes out of your keyboard.

Have you been mocking me?
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Old 11-21-2014, 03:33 PM
 
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Have you been mocking me?
Have you been starting grandiose threads?
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Old 11-21-2014, 03:34 PM
 
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I value the truth more than you.
You are evidently correct.
You won't sell it at any price...from me it's $1000, or $500 for you to use as a spare secret to immortality.
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Old 11-21-2014, 03:34 PM
 
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Have you been starting grandiose threads?
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
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Old 11-21-2014, 03:47 PM
 
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.
And both mockery and exaltation are in the minds of the perceivers.
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