What would the Normans from Normandy have thought of the Mormons? (salvation, worship)

[Harry Diogenes]

Originally Posted by Katzpur

I once knew a Mormon named Norman. Is that pertinent to this idiotic conversation?

[CCCyou]

Originally Posted by Katzpur

I once knew a Mormon named Norman. Is that pertinent to this idiotic conversation?

Originally Posted by Mightyqueen801

Did they call him Norman the Mormon? Norm the Morm?

Norman would have been Morman but he was one letter late!

[phetaroi]

Originally Posted by Katzpur

I once knew a Mormon named Norman. Is that pertinent to this idiotic conversation?

I was hoping for a good limerick!

[Harry Diogenes]

Originally Posted by phetaroi

I was hoping for a good limerick!

There once was a Mormon called Norman,
who had a very good foreman.
His name was Frank
and liked a good prank,
so nailed poor Norm to a door, man.

[phetaroi]

Originally Posted by Harry Diogenes

There once was a Mormon called Norman,
who had a very good foreman.
His name was Frank
and liked a good prank,
so nailed poor Norm to a door, man.

I said a good limerick!

[Harry Diogenes]

Originally Posted by phetaroi

I said a good limerick!

Then show me how it is done by writing one in German.

[HeelaMonster]

Originally Posted by Harry Diogenes

There once was a Mormon called Norman,
who had a very good foreman.
His name was Frank
and liked a good prank,
so nailed poor Norm to a door, man.

That took a very dark turn at the end, Harry! Or perhaps you were making an allusion to Martin Luther at Wittenberg, hoping to shoehorn the Germans into this mangled history?

[Mightyqueen801]

There once was a Catholic named Norman
Who decided he should be a Mormon
But it wasn't so fine
That their church had no wine
So back to the Pope he went stormin'

[The Last Amalekite 1Sam15]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5lc8_B5Eyjg

[Mightyqueen801]

A Norman once tired of strife
And adopted the LDS life
He stood by Salt Lake
With a heart full of ache
When he realized they'd melted Lot's wife