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Jeez, and I thought the question "Where Will You Be in the Afterlife?" was a philosophical one. Here you all are making dates for it! Okay, listen. I might be harder to find but look down.
I'm excited...the farthest in advance I usually plan is the weekend, so this is new for me.
That has to be the funniest thing I have EVER read.
You guys crack me up...planning your meeting in heaven.
God doesn't like pride, and you guys seem to be gloating. Off to hell you go!
No, but really. Just reading about you guys stroking each others religions off and discussing meeting in heaven is hilarious.
Why do you find that funny? I plan to join them.......what about you?
04-13-2007, 07:47 PM
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Why do you find that funny? I plan to join them.......what about you?
If it exists I plan to be there.
Not according to you guys most likely, but that doesn't bother me. I know what I believe.
And I believe I'm going to heaven (if it exists) but I'm not going to sit here telling people I'll meet them there, even as a joke. I was laughing because it just sounded so amazingly lame. Not trying to be mean it was just SUPER cheesy.
Why do you find that funny? I plan to join them.......what about you?
I think a couple of us are just having some fun here...there's a humor bug going around...I don't think there's anything funny about being in heaven per se. Obviously. But...it is kind of funny to hear people making plans for it as surely as they'd make plans for lowlights at Aveda Salon. You know?
Anyway. Just having a little fun. It's the end of the week.
That has to be the funniest thing I have EVER read.
You guys crack me up...planning your meeting in heaven.
God doesn't like pride, and you guys seem to be gloating. Off to hell you go!
No, but really. Just reading about you guys stroking each others religions off and discussing meeting in heaven is hilarious.
You've been fishing to ruffle my feathers for quite a while, and here I am. Take your best shot. If that was it, I think we're done here.
IF you could let go of Satan's pants leg for a second and really pay attention and do the research, you would know that we're not just "gloating". It's a tremendous gift from God to know without question where you will be spending eternity and knowing that what we have to look forward to is far greater than this life. It's not gloating..it's excitement.
You've been fishing to ruffle my feathers for quite a while, and here I am. Take your best shot. If that was it, I think we're done here.
IF you could let go of Satan's pants leg for a second and really pay attention and do the research, you would know that we're not just "gloating". It's a tremendous gift from God to know without question where you will be spending eternity and knowing that what we have to look forward to is far greater than this life. It's not gloating..it's excitement.
WTH...Satan wears pants???????????????????
04-13-2007, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Northsouth
You've been fishing to ruffle my feathers for quite a while, and here I am. Take your best shot. If that was it, I think we're done here.
IF you could let go of Satan's pants leg for a second and really pay attention and do the research, you would know that we're not just "gloating". It's a tremendous gift from God to know without question where you will be spending eternity and knowing that what we have to look forward to is far greater than this life. It's not gloating..it's excitement.
This is the first time that I'm aware of that I've even talked to you. I'm not fishing to ruffle any feathers you are overreacting and must be thinking of someone else. I honestly thought what you said was hilarious. I joked around, apparently whatever religion you are a part of has banned humor?
And you accuse me of siding with Satan? What the hell are you talking about? Please explain what I have done that is so evil. You just sound insane right now.
Jeez, and I thought the question "Where Will You Be in the Afterlife?" was a philosophical one. Here you all are making dates for it! Okay, listen. I might be harder to find but look down.
I'm excited...the farthest in advance I usually plan is the weekend, so this is new for me.
Ditto....what I just said to SS. I wish you guys could have known me before I was so "happy". You would be so glad I'm a Christian now. Can't you get some idea of what I might have been like from my posts? Take that same sarcastic, riot inciting yet sweet Christian girl and think of her as Satan's daughter. I was meant to follow Christ and I knew that but I kept ignoring Him because I was selfish, self-centered, self-involved and thought I was pretty darn brilliant and talented. (Well, I still have a little trouble letting go of the last two).
Anyway, my point is that I lived in a constant state of fear because I knew I was probably going to hell. So how did I deal with that? Drugs, alcohol, sex, smoking, and atrocious unacceptable behavior. That's right. Now I look forward to dying!!! Not because I'm unhappy, but because I know what great riches await me and that our existance will be perfect, like Jesus. If you want to know how I stopped doing all these things, I'll be glad to share that with you....
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