In Heaven is God gonna be providing us jobs we'll be enjoying? (grace, prophet)

[Fred314X]

Originally Posted by mightynerd

If Gods gonna be providing Jobs in heaven, wel then hook me up for Time Travelling and Quantum Leap whaahoo...talk about going places

Hmm...you have brought up an interesting issue. Will we have to apply for jobs in Heaven? I'm glad I bought PageMaker for my computer; I'm going to whip up a job application right now.

If it's first come, first served, there are going to be some pretty disappointed people for all eternity!

[ShepsMom]

What i'm wondering is, will we have health insurance, vacation, PTO, etc....
Also, where can i go on Vacation in heaven, as it is Paradise already, does it mean i'm stuck there? Are there mountains in Heaven? I love my mountains!!
Will i be able to use e-mail, FaceBook and Tweeter??

[justme58]

Originally Posted by ShepsMom

What i'm wondering is, will we have health insurance, vacation, PTO, etc....
Also, where can i go on Vacation in heaven, as it is Paradise already, does it mean i'm stuck there? Are there mountains in Heaven? I love my mountains!!
Will i be able to use e-mail, FaceBook and Tweeter??

Heaven is a lose-lose scenario. Imagine spending all eternity with the xians from C-D? Either way, it is hell in my eyes

ETA excluding Ms Blue of course

[Faworki1947]

aint going to heaven .......

[earthman]

Originally Posted by wilvan

The Bible is silent on what the immortal humans will do for eternity ....

the "infallible word of God" silent on eternity??? yep, that's part of the problem with religions singing the praises of holy book written by ordinary folks citing extraordinary claims... no proof or verifiable evidence of these outlandish religious fables

[Miss Shawn_2828]

Originally Posted by MontanaGuy

If I had to work for eternity I'd rather go straight to hell. I'm retired right now and prefer to keep it that way.

LOL, if that's what you want, feel freely to have it. Enjoy

[mb64282]

"Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere" lol my sister has a sample (those little stitched notes that you frame) of this

[baxendale]

Originally Posted by MontanaGuy

If I had to work for eternity I'd rather go straight to hell. I'm retired right now and prefer to keep it that way.

I'm guessing that if a job opened up in the Brazilian wax shop or as a "nectar of the gods" taste tester, you might be polishing up your resume.

[MontanaGuy]

baxendale wrote:

I'm guessing that if a job opened up in the Brazilian wax shop or as a "nectar of the gods" taste tester, you might be polishing up your resume.

You're probably right, there are a few jobs that I could consider for eternity. If I could start a rock band in heaven or maybe become a movie star I would certainly reconsider my earlier statement.

[june 7th]

Originally Posted by Mopac1980

In Heaven is God gonna be providing us jobs we'll be enjoying am I correct?

Darn right He is!

June's received early pre-authorized notification that her job will be to bask in eternal bliss.