What is your religion? (Buddhism, myth, church, atheism)

[flguy1192]

I'm a Protestant myself, member of the United Methodist church.

[Memphis1979]

I was brought up Baptist, but now I'm a Deist.

[Mercury Cougar]

Atheism needs to come off the list, because it's not a religion.

[LogicIsYourFriend]

Trick question. I have no religion.

[Horn of ‘83]

I'm a Christian. I belong to a Southern Baptist church.

[Spotted1]

Religion free works for me.

Edited to add: You forgot Pastafarians.

[victorianpunk]

I have no religion...but I have all religions


I am that which hates his creator and loves the one who made him.
I am the one who questions everything, and asks no questions.
I see the inner light that is dark, and hear the silence that stopsme from being deaf
I am one who dreams of reality, and lives in a lie and lies for the truth
I am the one who hates everything because he loves it all so much
I am the one who is ancient beyond memory, because he was only born yesterday
I am one who know nothing but the fact that he knows everything
I am the virgin prostitute, who raped the idea to keep it's virtue true.
I read the book because it makes no sense and I can understand it's every word
I burn the book because it is so evil that it's goodness knows no bounds,
and I call the book holy and keep it always, because all holyness is fraud
I do not believe in God anymore then I believe in myself, because God is a Myth, just like I am and hence, I have more faith in God then I could ever explain.
I seek the outward inward, and look for the outward within.
It is as above as it is bellow, as heaven as in Earth, as beutiful as it is ugly and as true as it is false.
I can never understand it, yet I know it more then I know anything else, or at least hope to know it, so that I can no longer be, and therefore, know nothing, not even it, for I will be it and be forgotten, known forever to all as the one who no one knows.

I plot the overthrow of reality, because reality has no ruler, and reality is nothing but the sum of everything, and everything is all that is and all that is is reality.

I study to forget what I know, because only in studying can I know what I need to know.

I am he who will always be here, because we are never here, and will always be never here, above and bellow, within and without, forever as much as never...


...I am a Gnostic.

[Mercury Cougar]

Originally Posted by victorianpunk

I have no religion...but I have all religions

In other words, not only can you not make up your mind but you're sitting the fence on everything, just to be sure.

[ptsum]

Keetoowah Spirituality.

[Aeroman]

I did not vote, I consider Buddhism a philosophy not a religion.