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Old 03-25-2010, 10:30 PM
 
Location: NC, USA
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Ohhh.... can we start a Scotch club and call it a religion?
Hummmmmm, would that be a god or a goddess of the cask?
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Old 03-26-2010, 05:40 AM
 
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Hummmmmm, would that be a god or a goddess of the cask?

This is a Scotch religion. Blackjack and hookers are across the hall, infidel.


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Old 03-26-2010, 05:45 AM
 
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I don't see this as an effort to organize atheism as a religion, but to provide a common place for like minded folks and to escape the tyranny of religous oppression (and I am talking about the oppression BY RELIGION which I observe daily in the first coast area!). Religious folks are always playing the victim and whining about persecution, and yet they are the biggest PERSECUTORS of free thinking out there. Finally a place to have common ideas and discuss REAL life solutions beyond some fairy tale wizardry.
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:06 PM
 
Location: Portland, OR
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Yes, we will embrace and accept all- all brands, splash of water or neat (my pref., but I judge you not). We will be the true, inclusive faith. Cheers!
You have all been taken in by falsehoods and have strayed from the path of truth. There is only one Holy Spirit, and it is cognac, although others have found it in such names as armagnac, and in its less-distilled angel, brandy. I know this to be so because I had a vision after partaking of several snifters of Courvoisier, in which the Blessed Grape appeared in the floor on which I lay face down in supplication and spake unto me, "Be not swayed by demons such as Barley, Hops, Corn, Rye, Wheat, Sugar, Agave, or Rice, for they are unclean and an abomination to the Fruit of the Vine." In my heart, I knew this to be so. Indeed, it is written in the great Bartenders Guide (Mixology 6:14). But I am weak, and I have also partaken of this Scotch of yours, and thought in my blindness that it was good. O will there be redemption and mercy for a poor sinner such as I?
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:13 PM
 
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You have all been taken in by falsehoods and have strayed from the path of truth. There is only one Holy Spirit, and it is cognac, although others have found it in such names as armagnac, and in its less-distilled angel, brandy. I know this to be so because I had a vision after partaking of several snifters of Courvoisier, in which the Blessed Grape appeared in the floor on which I lay face down in supplication and spake unto me, "Be not swayed by demons such as Barley, Hops, Corn, Rye, Wheat, Sugar, Agave, or Rice, for they are unclean and an abomination to the Fruit of the Vine." In my heart, I knew this to be so. Indeed, it is written in the great Bartenders Guide (Mixology 6:14). But I am weak, and I have also partaken of this Scotch of yours, and thought in my blindness that it was good. O will there be redemption and mercy for a poor sinner such as I?
Cognac?

No, no redemption for you, heathen.


Well... unless a bottle of Laphroaig is presented to the Church in supplication and with due reverence.
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Old 03-26-2010, 02:32 PM
 
Location: Portland, OR
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Cognac?

No, no redemption for you, heathen.


Well... unless a bottle of Laphroaig is presented to the Church in supplication and with due reverence.
Oooh... Laphroaig... [Lip-smacking and drooling]... You tempt me, you serpent!
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Old 03-26-2010, 04:51 PM
 
Location: An absurd world.
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Me likes Remy Martin.
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:09 PM
 
Location: SE Florida
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Keep it up and you all might find yourselves worshipping at the porcelain font.
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Old 03-31-2010, 05:22 PM
 
Location: Up in the air
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Cognac?

No, no redemption for you, heathen.


Well... unless a bottle of Laphroaig is presented to the Church in supplication and with due reverence.
By the end of this, we might have as many denominations as the 'Chrisitans' do
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Old 03-31-2010, 06:45 PM
 
Location: alabama
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as long as you guys pay for it and don't ask for donations.
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