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Here are one man's recollections of Hoppe's No. 9.
Mmmm...went and opened a new bottle of Hoppe's No. 9, and took in a deep whiff...gosh that stuff just clears my sinuses right out! The aroma lingers on... They oughta bottle it and sell it as a health elixir Oh - wait a minute - somebody's already bottling it... Sorry.
The good folks at Phoenix Artisan Accoutrements are making shaving soap and aftershave that smells like gun solvent, Hoppe's #9. Whether you're a young blade who wants to meet the right kind of girl or an old blade who just liked to reek of survivalism this stuff is for you. This will make the right impression on a prospective FIL. The aftershave would be a good scent for survivalist women as well.
Wear it at church; wear it at the honky tonk. Now they need to make some hair tonic that smells the same.
Take a look at the rest of their website while you're there; they have all kinds of things for us folks.
I love ol' Hoppe's, but I rarely smell like it these days. More often smell like woodsmoke and bacon and eggs, with hints of manure, dirt, and honest sweat. Never had any trouble attracting the pretties with that combo... Wife does like Hoppe's, too, though.
I love ol' Hoppe's, but I rarely smell like it these days. More often smell like woodsmoke and bacon and eggs, with hints of manure, dirt, and honest sweat. Never had any trouble attracting the pretties with that combo... Wife does like Hoppe's, too, though.
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We are selling Regurgit, the calogne for drunks. It smells like vomit so if the cops stop you they will take one sniff and leave.
For some reason eharmony won't give us a link.
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The aroma lingers on... 
They oughta bottle it and sell it as a health elixir 
Oh - wait a minute - somebody's already bottling it... 
Sorry.
Now they need to make some hair tonic that smells the same. 
Now You Can Smell Like A Survivalist.
