Then you need this:
KissMe
Is this gadget really necessary? I know someone who is a gadget freak and feels he absolutely has to have one. But then you check out his garage and you will also see an electric omelet maker, an electric iced tea maker, an in-shell egg scrambler, a Kitchen Magician, a food dehydrator, a Pocket Fisherman, and many other devices that just really had limited or no practical use (he even bought one of those "wireless" electric fences and did not even have a pet dog). Sure, it measures the main offending component of bad breath, but does one really need something like this or are they catering to the hopelessly insecure gadget freaks? Maybe it would be helpful to someone coming into close contact with the public, but why else would anyone really feel the need for this thing?