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Originally Posted by alphaluce
Charles: Oh. So, you're pretty religious?
Puddy: That's right.
Charles: So is it a problem that I'm not really religious?
Puddy: Not for me, but I'll keep my kids away from your free thinking. I wouldn't want you to ruin the indoctrination I am subjecting them to. I wouldn't want to take a chance that by listening to you, they might question the existence of god.
Charles: Why not?
Puddy: I'm not the one going to hell.
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Charles: Actually, if there is a god, you might go to hell and I might go to heaven.
Puddy: What? How can that be?
Charles: Because if there is a god, he'll realize you're just putting on a suck up act with the phony christian graciousness; your true intentions are just to get to heaven. On the other hand, my behaviors are genuine - whether nice or not - I'm not faking it. There's nothing noble about "acting christian" for selfish reasons.
By the way, are you open minded?
Puddy: Why of course!
Charles: Is it possible god does not exist?
Puddy: No! That is not possible.
Charles: Why are you a christian? Why not a muslim?
Puddy: I choose to be a christian.
Charles: It had nothing to do with the fact your mom and dad took you to a christian church and indoctrinated you in the US, a predominately christian country?
Puddy: No, I discovered jesus when I hit bottom, I had no hope, my life was in shambles. It was the only way I could survive psychologically.
Charles: Interesting. I guess it just a big coincidence that the US is predominately christian, Pakistan is predominately muslim, India in predominately hindu...etc? It has nothing to do with those countries' parents brainwashing their kids into those countries' predominant religion? Just a big coincidence.
Puddy: Come on Charles; christianity is the "right" religion. Those other religions are just silly; just look at all the nonsensical rituals they have. That's why my pastor wants us to go over there and "set them straight". Oh, by the way those charges against my pastor, the ones involving the kids on the church retreat at the camp, they simply are not true.