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Old 06-29-2011, 04:06 PM
 
Location: 112 Ocean Avenue
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The U.S. Department of Agriculture has designated 213 counties directly impacted by drought as disasters and those, along with the remaining 41 contiguous counties, can now qualify for federal financial aid.

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If praying didn't work, what will? I think God is looking for something more, the ultimate sacrifice, like no beer, beef, or football for a week.

You Texans up for that?
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Old 06-29-2011, 06:13 PM
 
Location: Dallas, TX
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God can kiss my ass.
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Old 06-29-2011, 06:40 PM
 
Location: Austin, TX
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God can kiss my ass.
Since God is everything, isn't that kissing your own ass?
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Old 06-29-2011, 06:46 PM
 
Location: Houston
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Rick Perry looking for a handout from the Federal Government.
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Old 06-29-2011, 06:54 PM
 
Location: 112 Ocean Avenue
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God can kiss my ass.
Is that your final answer?
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Old 06-29-2011, 07:24 PM
 
Location: vista
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You guys have been through a lot this year. Hope the Feds come through...you've been a donor state for years...time to get some back. Good luck!
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Old 06-29-2011, 07:55 PM
 
Location: Dallas, TX
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Since God is everything, isn't that kissing your own ass?
My ass is God? Well my ass commands that those who worship him shall have a fulfilling life full of beer, beef, and football. And it just farted.
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Old 06-30-2011, 11:00 PM
 
Location: TX
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I'd be happy to give up beer and football...forever, since I don't like either one. Now, I don't know about giving up beef, however!
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Old 07-01-2011, 10:31 AM
 
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Beef should be traded in for buffalo, and football traded for indoor foosball. Keep the beer flowing though...

God doesn't like Rick Perry, and Slick Rick will continue to make an ass out of himself until people start ignoring him and stop feeding his ego.

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Old 07-02-2011, 06:53 PM
 
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All of Texas has been declared a natural disaster
I've known this for years. =)
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