Stupid criminals thread

[Cliffie]

Those are impressive, all right. WAS there a police officer who believed the ghost story, pray tell?

We have one going on right here in the town where I live. A guy kissed someone else's girlfriend, and the angry boyfriend's uncle got a request for bleach, rubber gloves and gasoline. Later, the girlfriend was taken to a field to see a bonfire the boyfriend had built...and she saw someone's ribcage in there. Guess who went straight to the cops.

[CarolinaWoman]

In my own little town we recently had a guy try to rob a convenience store ... bad mistake the clerk had a gun and shot him. He crawled out of the store and made it behind the building .... called 911 and told them he had been shot send help ... 911 operator asked where he was located ... he said behind a convenience store I was going to rob.

Last week a man called 911 right here in downtown to report a robbery ... he was meeting a guy to buy drugs and the drug dealer robbed him and didn't even give him his drugs.

How in the world can people be so dumb.

[marcus903]

The second thread in the series where I tell the story of the stupidest and uneducated criminals to ever walk the face of the earth.

The Reptile Killer

After an owner got into a fight with her boyfriend, she took a knife and brutally attacked him. Who was her boyfriend? A lizard. I guess this lady won't be receiving any pet insurance, if that happens to exist.

Future Serial Killer

A Texas Men wrote over four journals (or diaries) with thoughts stating that he wants to become America's most famous serial killer. Sorry, but with that attitude, you will becocome America's most dumbest serial killer. He was arrested before that could even happen. Thank God there are cops.

The GPS Crook

Some Orlando men decided to steal a GPS system that actually allowed the police to track them down. There secret hideout was found and they were arrested and hopefully charged with being the dumbest citizen of the United States.

The Out-Stalker

A 50-year old woman decided to stalk her ex-boyfriend. She spammed his emails, presumably threw eggs at his house and calling him 1,000 times in 3 months. What else did she do? She took a 3 ft sword and presumably broke his windows. I didn't even know this women were this stupid to stalk someone in the first place.

[Mike from back east]

Here's a true story from Denver....3 schmucks stole stuff from a woman's home, tried to sell it back to her, and were promptly locked up.


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[Sugah Ray]

Originally Posted by Mike from back east

Here's a true story from Denver....3 schmucks stole stuff from a woman's home, tried to sell it back to her, and were promptly locked up.


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LOL they were probably from the same country I grew up in. Over there if something gets stolen you just gotta go to the farmer's market to get it back. Sometimes these thieves are nice enough to give you a good discount.