TV Lines or Movie Lines that crack me up (on tv, cost, character)

[Norm Barnes]

Robert De Niro as Travis Buckle or should I say Travis Buckle as Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver a classic verse. "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the ____ do you think you're talking to?

You gotta try this line on your wife or significant other with a harsh face and questioning eyes. Better try in the mirror first.

[DOUBLE H]

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Terminator 2. Toward the end of the movie he utters " I need a vacation."

[phonelady61]

Marisa Tomei as Mona Lisa Vitto " You are lookin at me like a friggin deer in headlights " and then she says something about "My biological clock is tickin here " LOL !! I loved her in this move My cousin Vinny .

[saywha]

"fat guy in a little coat"

[Miss Crabcakes]

The first line that comes to line for me is from Will & Grace.

It was Karen's birthday and the others threw her a little birthday get together. After she realizez the surprise, Karen shares this (paraphasing):


"Spending my birthday with my best friends and family....would have been nice."

I was on the floor laughing. Never forgot that line!

[Lee W.]

Karen was a hoot, always wise-cracking!

[grimace8]

"I have had it with these mo(expletive)(expletive) snakes on this mo(expletive)(expletive) plane!!"

L x M x A x O

from "Snakes On A Plane"

Sorry if this was mentioned already. I didn't read the whole thread.

[Miss Crabcakes]

Line from the The Simpsons:

Homer - "Ten thousand dollars, we're going to be millionaires!"

[Norm Barnes]

Kitty conversing with Jackie: Kitty: "Have you ever baked a pie before?" Jackie: "No, I was hoping to get by on my looks."

[Norm Barnes]

From "Divorced Wives Club". Diane Keaton and Bette Midler are sitting in a temple at Bette Midler's son's Bar Mitzvah. Bette Midler's ex comes to the synagogie with his new young chickadee. Bette Midle is incensed and says: He has a nerve to bring her to my son's Bar Mitzvah" -- Diane Keaton looks over and says: "Is she a gift?"