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Two frumpy housewives meet in a laundromat and catch up on gossip. Keep in mind, the "housewives" are John Cleese and Graham Chapman in very badly-done drag.
#1: Busy day?
#2: Busy?! I just spent four hours burying the cat.
#1 (incredulous): Four hours to bury a cat??
#2: Yes, well, it wouldn't keep still.
Joan Cusak just finds out her fiance Kevin Kline is gay and storms off to the nearest bar where she see Tom Selleck and smiles and says will you have sex with me!! He kindly tells her that he is gay too!! In and Out, the whole movie is just hilarious!!
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Best Buy - Give Santa the Boot!!!!
Okay its not a TV or Movie line. Its the act that cracks me up. Setting on the roof an Ad for Best Buy. Santa and the accomplished woman shopper have a showdown. After some words - the shopper gives Santa decoration a kick rolling off the roof -- I got a kick out of it.
The line I've probably repeated most over the years is from the original Star Trek series. I can't remember all the details but a group of scantily clad (weren't they always?) women were guarding the "controller", which needed a new brain. Captain Kirk repeatedly asks the leader what they've done with Spock's brain. She is exasperated and says "Brain and brain, what is brain?".
My sister told me about a friend of hers who's teenage smart-*ss son as joke decided to sit on the mall Santa's lap and proclaim "I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!".
Without skipping a beat, the mall Santa immediately replied: "You'll shoot your eye out kid!"
One of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies ever - sooooooo popular that even Santa has seen it.
From ads: "You're imagining that I'm Adrian Peterson again, aren't you?"
Maybe the best truism from a movie, Steve Buscemi, blasting off into space in "Armageddon":
"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?"
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Best Buy - Give Santa the Boot!!!!
