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Two and a half men -- many lines on this show but tonight was a classic. Jake and his friend just ran a shopping cart off the roof of Charlie Harper's beachfront. Bruised and tattered Jake and his friend are being lectured by Alan. Alan Harper "When I said I wanted you to make something of your life: I was thinking like a Doctor or a Lawyer ----- Not a crash dummy".
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Jackie Gleason
Along that thought I go back to I guess the 50's - Saturday Night. Jackie Gleason and Jane Meadows: "One of these days Alice, One of these days, powwwww! right in the kisser".
My name is Earl: Earl and Joy are hiding in the back of a stloen police cruiser nude, the police man comes up, both Earl and Joy make a run for it, Earl falls face down on the concrete and screams, " I skinned my peter I skinned my peter!". Meanwhile Joy is hiding in a dumpster when the police man opens it up, there is also a homelsess man in there who says "please dont take her"
Probly the funniest lines I have ever heard on a tv show
The four Golden Girls are discussing their "first times" with their respective husbands. It's established back-story that Dorothy got pregnant in high school, forcing her into marriage with jerk Stan.
Dorothy: "Well, I was totally unconscious. Honestly...he must have slipped me something."
Sophia: "Apparently!"
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Jackie Gleason
