When you can say "My Life Is a Lifetime Movie":
1. Does that mean you mean you can clearly tell good and bad people apart by whatever music you hear playing when you see them the first time? For example, you hear an eerie sound from a synthesizer when you see an evil person?
2. You throw something and break it when you get angry?
3. Every day is a series of interchangable plots and cliches?
4. You don't hear police or fire sirens until
after your life is saved in the nick of time by a friend or family member?
5. You think you're living your life in the United States but it is actually happening in Canada?