WHAT AN ASS OF A DAY!
I tried to do some important study on the computer today and my internet decided to gay-up mid-session, nearly blew out a few veins
Then I went to the shops around midday today and the place was so full of ****ing people I thought I was going to die. it is not even friggin Saturday for ****'s sake, yet I was constantly stuck behind old crumpets lumbering around without a ****ing clue where they were and as I was trying to leave the checkout this old woman was just derping infront of me at glacial speed, obviously oblivious to life around her FFS
I wanted to get some fuel aswell, but ofcourse the petrol station was full, complete with a ****ing caravan, and history tells me that caravans are driven by dinosaurs that take 5000 years to do the simplest ****ing thing, so drove home.
On my way home, I pick up a goon sack and a my favourite beer, and discover that my favourite 6pk stout beer has gone up in price by $1. WTF is this s**t? ****ing labor leftist gubbermunt sin tax bulls**t **** the labor cretins hope they all get d
ickface Justin beiber penis cottage cheese rabies ****en wowser PUS MONGER fun police cretin *******s
I was looking forward to KFC tonight, so went to get the 10pc dinner box. What I was given were some of the smallest and driest w
ank in recent memory. It was a bad sign when the top of the box wasn't bulging. Hardly any flavour, dry, old anemic gummy coating, just pathetic. I am bloody p
issed. That's it, I am done with chicken pieces, I am not paying 20 bucks for this **** again. I should've known better. Back to the burger boxes and wicked wings.
Here's a comparison of the Tabasco pieces during the last promo which is now over vs tonight's Original Recipe. RIP Tabasco chicken.
Tabasco
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tonight's w
ank attack
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OH, I forgot to mention.... I was stuck behind some penis mcghee derpoid doing 70kmh in a crappy rusted out car in the 110 zone on a 2-lane road, and he was braking 1km before his turnoff. I'll forgive god for letting this mongoloid into the gene pool, no one is perfect. Where are the ****en cops when you need 'em, oh that's right, too busy sitting beside the empty freeway at night with a speed gun catching people a few km/h above the limit.
FAIL AT LIFE FAILWHALE FAIL AT LIFE
ICH BIN DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
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